Feb 11, 2014|
A brand new game "Mattegories" provided some quality entertainment for the last hour of the show.
Fat Boy was approached by a friend of his to do something pretty out of the ordinary; Headlines; Wrap-Up
Headlines; Bras are evil ladies and it's time to let them go
Matt recaps his trip from Warped Tour yesterday; Nine's Best Damn Audio.
Jeff is extremely late today and might not make it for the first break; Headlines; Sports
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You wanna be paired with page or do you wanna be paired with -- actual fat daddy himself -- you can be strapped bush partner my partner partner up for grabs a -- four pack of tickets to Saturday night to Greenville road warriors vs Florida Everglades match 7 PM at the BS WA Everglades ever blades. Who cares I column losers. Also coach store Bobble -- night that's a -- Greg dear coach stored by its gonna -- what gorgeous yeah they're very limited edition you know certain amount of people get him when they get to adorn your already gonna get one they'll take care -- pay play a brand new game right now so get ready for this. It's the first time we played. Good things -- -- -- -- Perhaps you're familiar with the games categories it's where you get a list of things since Chiang -- news spent a whale and whatever letter lands on. All your answers have to be in that letter. For instance if it landed on. And and I said nine. Some even that mad man lights on -- Sunday. You would say nuts nuts it is a and all your is just have to be and a corresponding letters and I sensed everybody you know. Our our arena and now he's playing with your we gonna get through real quick weekend there were either way -- bedroom and I like to go through books on this tour and Jamie in Campobello Jamie good morning. The -- god I don't. And when you chose not -- nine why why did you take him. -- Currency New Zealand and the all right very good this year is that I Jerusalem Rebecca is in town and hey Rebecca. Are you got done well ease these Steve picked teen girl here you -- page by page. A court. For -- has to stay the other fantastic don't have online together a sister party later perhaps. -- yeah. Are you a deal is good where it was that would the last person laughter did you choose him. Ate away at Miami's. -- -- Fantastic I don't know -- like that -- I'm now going to spend the oil to find out what letter -- get ready. I'm going to as soon as I spin the -- I'm going to see and you check your email. The category you ready here we go through crowds and whatever Larry lands on you have to get through the list of the categories matter glories. We'll be all things about me. Hazmat -- and believe it or not I didn't invent this game real just keeps credit instead it's loose them. And slowed down and being on this way as funny too hard -- -- lose and lose their wheels real -- okay the letter is be the letters video brandy. And send okay. Now here's what -- Monday for everyone listening I'm going to tell you the category seek to kind of play a home as well as we play it matter glories. Is price categories this all things allow me yes the first thing on the list of state. A movie that mad man would buy -- Blu-ray. A movie that I would purchase someday and I think it is deemed good enough to purchase. Odd numbered to do something a mad man would do when this notes something that man and we do when it snows with a B. Number three is a pizza topping that mad man would eat pizza topping that I would eat it starts with the letter B. And for a sex toy they're mad man would enjoy. As sex toys are no match and would enjoy it didn't say with Katie could be a solo device. But with the letter B if you had. Number five I need you to tell me a concert that mad man would pay good money to see. It starts with the letter B remember all these answers have to be with the letter B. Number six. And the a four letter word that madman says a lot. A four letter word. -- Manson's life remember as a start with the letter B number seven. And then starts with the letter -- that -- -- it scared of what am I scared of why did I say a scared. I don't know man I don't now. It no Rush Limbaugh feels like now when he said in a room no one's talking I'm wearing now I know I'm John dominos sort of play the game and then finally number eight. Ole something that starts -- the letter B I need you to tell me an object that mad man would hide from KD. Something and I would hide from her. I mean there's many things and al-Qaeda from her but not much I love them I show her that every day I walk in the house honey I'm home. What's for dinner I -- lunch what's reliance what's for dinner I feel for her right now I feel for all the parents who were -- home. In now Katie now and do what I did last night I did a little prognostication. Yesterday when a big -- joke I took her home a message you Englewood school tomorrow do you think it would be canceled and it was always right that's good our house at nine your pencils down how much longer do you need Slovak truth. Page. I just need I think everybody right now -- -- -- her play the game after reduced breaks I don't. Now we're gonna do it now okay we are gonna do it now I -- I have to ask you tip that you pencil down if you don't have an answer yet. I was jealous right now my answers there well if you can remember on the science -- the same. -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- Stylists. Let's review and remember I am the judge and the jury for this I will be awarding points. It's number one all these answers again remember I get confused and a place categories to all have to be would be up there. Question number one and did you give me a movie that man man would buy on Blu-ray we'll go ladies first bad boy what -- -- But some breaking through -- -- to -- into election -- aren't taxing -- 19 would you say back to future. Back in the future page. Badlands I don't know that badlands well if you're a that in the future nine has a point nine number ten. Some of the letter means -- a mad man would do and its -- nine you won the points or would you say I have ballpark all five what does that mean. It's moves all funny and Roseanne bios no it's all violent family what did you say something I would do and it -- sensitive bits. Mitch our answers -- Jim -- and Cindy had to take your age well. I don't blame us about the snow out there. But isn't it gives me time -- -- is the correct answer and it. That's fat boy with a point well done -- page and easy to get in the game and sure enough we need you to win this for Rebecca are number three a pizza touting a mad man would beat the stars would -- -- -- page -- simply -- includes scenes right away. Beef beef it's what's for dinner or 9% bacon bacon well then again fat boy with the points I like bacon not on pizza. And there. What do you -- say again please be our only chance you don't know and I never seen anybody sort of -- of -- ever not -- and has called hamburger and I need that. And sausage somebody's promote the new numbers please list Papa -- Not okay well this. Let's see -- -- there numbers for any did you miss sex toy and a mad man would enjoy this starts with a B would save fab. Been wall balls and -- almost a dollar and I don't. I'll manhunt aren't out there would be in that case needs. Page that's the apple it's a belt cities as well fat boy that's clearly is going win this game they'll MR Maliki should get two points for that well. You -- -- your first every time -- -- person. He didn't go first -- The same answer okay I another has changed really just answered as I as the same as it is on now as I said right now William but I changed it was he said it First Lady if you really cinema and give you points -- and bill also. All star. And yet you can match are here we get. Number five concert that that man would pay good money to -- nine would you say boys to men who puts an end a fat boy. As a Beastie Boys Beastie Boys I don't know that that's possible now page at this advice. Bush. The bush beastie boys and -- -- without one yeah I know don't and it -- -- said Beastie Boys. A new fan boy again you would you would would always know you'd rather go -- -- to me they ransacked -- could be senator adding I don't see blows. -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- If The Beastie Boys are into these and yellow roadway and certainly -- is -- you wouldn't use a lot of main businesses want. I -- you lying and you would not pay negotiate concert in this town page -- we don't question sexiest. And -- just four letter word that mad man says a lot this starts with the letter B would say page. I'm thinking they can have an answer fat boy so blunt but it's kind -- said bank. Bank -- surgery to correct answer is banks and that when nine your point yeah that's what did I fairly easy to say negative here. My account is negative. There is all right here we go number seven sound and a man man is scared of the page I needed something with a letter B what did you say. The black. -- most -- to think you're confusing in that that the color okay. Nine night I sit bills bills do not bad boy -- being on time. -- -- Well I am not scared of that actually I am scared to death the -- well done -- yeah. And question number eight the whole thing read somewhere else. It group. An object that mad man would hide from Katie I'll go first TU nine in this search for the let him that he -- cry baby you're used to breeze. Your bank balance bank balances at bat boy some blood -- -- allowed. And hey it's as a -- -- bank's statement away. -- -- -- -- 79 had one point fat boy had one point. Then that boy get another point and then they tied so that's to read too bright and -- -- and other points as fortitude denying get one that's 43 denying another has Ford for. And then on the last one. Yeah. All of the yeah yeah. Congratulations. I congratulate it was bank balance over but Vanilla pods and simple as if you know me that's -- about once a lot -- trying to. Regulations and will say hello and congratulate all your personal debt is awful lot and I'll come on Jamie give up -- good -- did. We'll give it to the person that was close and as JJ -- relations. Job but boy you won second place because the winner was not able to participate for some. -- -- -- woman officials and every state mark Dell's been so long since we do everything wasting why they went well. Congratulations. Jay -- you just one -- on the rise guys morning show. You once Portuguese and road warriors are not against Florida Everglades Daniel very old coach. How -- acts. Yes sir hold on and now we'll get trampled on -- guys portable is that your cousin himself whose fault. Trying to find out who I know you've paired with a end Jamie Jamie if you add fuel called -- would -- did. He did she and you -- dropped to callers on the area runs or -- all right well that was a -- -- raising you know what's coming up next next week. And niner Lori snow the Bruins don't know what's in them immediately. -- minorities in headlines -- we got the better words category is that all eventually worked his way anti market glories the hassle thing. As guys morning -- -- living here in the -- John alert system goes over it has. I love the humor whereas guys we see a movie and three point during the quietly -- track. All right -- -- it's -- and then again like I'm the only one who didn't know for about two weeks in 1985 the Boy George was. -- yeah believe we get paid her -- A little so when you can't really get some miners as people that are trying to be funny in the. That's the way I girl from the small form -- -- so all you people who got in trouble for BC reality before I did -- -- unfamiliar to me. This morning radio. And anything we can. -- -- I rescue -- morning you know 93 -- OK okay. Now it's time for rise guys headlines with page in your Bigelow who. Earlier this year. 58 year old man in Saint Louis was interviewing for attorney general Thomas. But unfortunately kept getting rejected and San visually he had had enough so -- got angry and email packages filled with cat food from Colin now grown to around twenty companies that rejected him. Kind of July when year we smells like tentative. And -- guzzlers now have a Big Ten millennia. Doesn't just after I had this -- stuff smells like cat puke you should try and possibly guess decisions and a really did it was I got out of my extraordinary step on that was in the spot beside her parents and I don't Esteban numbers here and it was not a first two British chill and all I was that's weird how did and that there. Well placed maximize tire I think it fell off her car bumper when their -- -- -- part of spot beside where I was part you sure he didn't just imagine since I'm right and assure you always -- that it was George Jones bought the slime. Obama hasn't beaten -- The guy really our last week pleading guilty to mailing. And malicious articles and the judge gave him two years probation. Or you want to do -- this through. -- -- -- preparations enemy against was that human proved that someone put in a bag on -- US -- said Tom it was it was believed to be all but every test and also kudos. -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- Yeah yeah it's. -- -- -- He dropped one -- when -- weakness and the possibility of awesome February and to bring amount I don't encourage -- boy Louis Wright yesterday meanwhile according a lot of he -- about the Willie Nelson -- thing they're all right now. It -- and I love Willie Nelson Willy Nelson sold out -- don't call. Some runs -- Nelson sell out and they're good all right get out of the ninety's quit saying delegates in the same sentence LA you're talking like it's in the mid ninety's showed. -- -- Can't -- underground anyways he's not selling yeah. 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And you go out there and then I don't come in miserable clean room all day and that would never. -- to hit. -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- Looking forward that I am -- going to do more before you get home and doing stuff I'm -- this difference -- this is an exciting -- people are excited this of his -- -- it is there's enough that they have a good time -- you know it is it is gonna -- this afternoon -- gonna -- come until it Thursday and I I encourage people to send their snow pictures are -- -- -- especially their -- -- it has -- -- Goalies are you have but that the don't sell -- -- -- like pages a year for a yard and no one cares. It's really -- if you have earned an antenna -- something good because you -- boring old people's front yards on generally news' general web sites. Our listeners are listeners -- -- -- our military and our stuff right -- in this now oh lord knows send us a yellow message in the snow that's got to -- -- are writing negative -- -- shouldn't snow tech -- are asked to place yes through the snow in this year's ago the word united -- session and I had no cells fingernail. Well on Friday in England at 33 year old woman fun after a man's trying to rob her. Specified amount she did so by a grant the grabbing his -- threatened her with -- that she grabbed his taxes. How long a well of -- and. He. Says steered me I don't. Well so early -- that they normalize their lives are different volumes always visible in solitary artist. I thought about the president's next. 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The cover promised to explain how Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston are are making it work inning your breaking out -- Now I am. And it worked out well -- Shyamalan is it's who you know log -- -- -- his best want to -- there -- six cents sounds as the obvious besides that. -- the woman in the poll. You like gentlemen lady in the waterway in the water -- where -- true is that how hard it is only what the hell's happening here that's a good movie if you ask me to have cool concepts original agreed in the signs whole village was really shocked. Well that was blown hard all her resume teacher in the plant. -- -- hold -- good RNC -- falls more. On our film. I had this Lance arm and census -- yeah hours illustrated 2002 sportsman of the year. Well irony there while he's still one end and back in 2007. People Magazine said that Billy Ray Cyrus was -- raising a teen star. The right -- We're talking about -- of course. And then and this is pretty bizarre back in 1977. The cover skeptic magazine suggested this. OJ Simpson for president. It and don't. Then I stole all of stuff back you -- devils -- stuff anyway. -- 1985. An issue of ebony magazine ran a picture of -- Michael Jackson might look like in the year 2000 when he was 49 Ely Billy. -- There's no way they can have predicted the surgical. Procedures that they went through the one would have known and they -- them. Salam and may of 1978. Time magazine's cover boy away is 830 year old Prince Charles who is described as the man that would be king. And that is still possible to. He could be king -- if they if they needed to clean guys is seeking ran because he's divorced. So press trolls never became known. Really. -- -- over Charles Oliver had sought and then as other royals' David Diana's. So right now you love it's William and Catherine Perry here here is candidate -- king Kevin King who haven't. Hell aren't good beat Tim Ralph -- the one -- just got married. Is William. 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You put that up okay that's funny. Guy and he doesn't like Billy did. And a car blues or do you have a few more -- was things ultimate display Obama durable body heat could very well there -- our Miami Vice would one day. But the problems are. I'd. Like -- and not that big news I just my sweat underneath the team movie. So fast. For example what -- Well here is -- usually -- out their fear in the -- -- a new study as to stick to discover some good news and some bad news first the good news. As a sex might make you smarter improving your memory repairing any brain damage caused by. Chronic stress the bad news is that -- sex such as online porn may have the opposite effect. There -- possible through these hard. How researchers found that excessive porn viewing can result in permanent. Changes to the brain that interfere. In their -- your working hammering your abilities mentally juggle and paying attention to multiple items somewhat normal. I kind of lost half full -- that the as decent sex asked about dirty fields and -- pay attention the other apartments art and so you have sex delicate foreign. You -- and keep your brain functioning arm this woman's life is -- him -- it's sick and. Whatever I guess the song that. Gang members. You what are -- -- I just this reason the nobles and stuff that hurt users will you know poor. It is -- this soccer big in the top line. -- -- -- And for those -- recreated on the Milan hosting its flexible so -- and on negatives hello -- -- tax -- are. And he too big big -- station near Manchester -- can get a job McChrystal who -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- You know bush wants. -- -- producing at a press Johnson Bubba and a lot oatmeal -- Just yeah. There's no mention Christmas and -- and our dollars chocolate oatmeal. Well and I'm renting my attorney rusty I Miriam Kim McAuliffe you're -- time has added 255998. Gator -- mental -- -- of -- ready. 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