Jul 4, 2016|
Matt blew out the crotch of his jeans, Part 1 and 2; Anonymous and the bikini car wash OPP, Part 1.
Fat Boy was approached by a friend of his to do something pretty out of the ordinary; Headlines; Wrap-Up
Headlines; Bras are evil ladies and it's time to let them go
Matt recaps his trip from Warped Tour yesterday; Nine's Best Damn Audio.
Jeff is extremely late today and might not make it for the first break; Headlines; Sports
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A morning show your mother hates. You'll see drops you look at school arrested this morning. 83 plus 3 o'clock. Jeff I've got to weigh only tell the story so don't jumped in a crash and ignorant and didn't throw me off will. That boy out Al last year he's. Everybody did pays isn't wearing jeans usually bad year hearing guy and guys will totally are gonna firewood this so lower your favorite pair. I have two pair. I try to go about reporting is that these warm body to. But do you have a favorite pair like ECM in your closet NASA bashing their taking the have a lot of ones like a little. You know not really stone washed dilute blogger Morton in the ninety's again. So when I lost a bunch away and was able to go boot shop like the common people didn't. And by that I'm Obama being a benefit in the blue jeans and old navy and evidence X I had to say repair genes and now I'm worn them a lot in just a lot of love in jeans. And our genes go to law think about it here through hell just think about it front and back there Oreo that way usually is back. Important life of a pair of blue jeans especially hours in a big man's world. So we have a lunch meeting on Friday yet mean it was a lose me in nine in Jaffa and someone who will be named later and just rides ever an hour ride with Jimmy over there well. I go to get a word literally leaving the radio station to their right ever we're going to fresh order over here it's. Magnolia who's street pub sensor in the northern part. Right there at the very frank browse to a major gala. So pregnant or I'm excited as I am a bison burger over there that is just. It is to die for and I piano and Hewitt on our dime for it bison burger. With Thad Allen elements of our role. A new Mac and cheese to. Elect again. I got a truck he got a Cadillac on my mom arousing me Jackie to step so in the backseat that she has the used to get in the march you know he's a little older. Our for a good oh hey mom. It's too so I gotta get down into nine it's Toyota which is a lowered the ground in way lower than my vehicle is. So rules so it and we knew or bigger guy and you get into a lower. Vehicle I don't know if you like me but she put your body and in doing the hokey because he essentially where the car you play your body and and then you put your left for the last. Could end. You shake it all about and then you kind of just fall into the car. We can't sit down Mayer yeah he's engaging muscle beneath us OK I onions you did and added there you do it too and I don't fall into the car sit down quickly. You see struts shoot I learned that the other at. Yes you can talk now designs argument doesn't have the nozzle do it is all right so it's that the army and kind of maintain the integrity of the story. I fall into the car and as I follow in the car. You heard it. We're happy. Aren't broker remand all of ice do you find the sound of ripping fabrics. As paper Jeff Allen went tapered jeans. Iris then does pay for especially in the crotch area aren't a problem down enough to write my crotch in those genes felt like cheese cloth. Why they were it was like. Terry cloth it was very soft but also a good breeze would have just turned them into shorts instantly. So do you find yeah I guess skip through emails. Is where you. How much much faster it's quick quick wrist. What are some of lies but the Arab across the richest gradually reduced she's call. Pretty much yeah yeah like Drew Brees came up Agilent and surprising wearing underwear and and has the active filled the Marines and incredible internal. So anyway. I look at night and they ripped from where the bottom of the zipper goes all the way down halfway down my side down the same cause your follow. DL now that that's you're Denon man it was mainly just the top of the Zimmer was beside the zipper. It doesn't matter what happens with the cropped Jeremy abatement britches but do not until argues Rahm Emanuel for me this and it includes certain. I had no nobody no luck has worn along blue Jean dress Manchester New Orleans so I say to myself. Cells use to keep an extra pair of pants in the office. I used to really Jack I don't know why I guess in case side may be sold myself serve you know what's builds on I don't. I knew they were not in there. We have this meeting with to get to work five minutes later at this point somewhat women and do a non so I would just you know. Try to covered up the best you can now realize it's from the zipper. Down halfway down that the end inner thigh. Down the legs are you can be measured six inches to vary vary don't matter imagine thank you so Dave Willis in that area so. As we're going into the restaurant we park right in front of the window where people are seated so I told my son okay this what I gonna do. Your leg you got the one side deal right. Walton a little bit less than a must stand behind you with my hands are gonna racing you assault at at at just in case people are wondering right. I think I was using his one shot deal and his. I laughed as they distraction from all Oman for that for the crotch so I also this. OK and no word meeting Jeff Barry and Jeff in the other person to be named later was is standing there in the law lobby area waiting. An outside man he's got to own mess he's got to say so I walk again and I say do Jeff just said. Our Jeff I'm going to pale blue mark cries at age Jesus now. And the look on his face was just I was just great ally. That's. The only way he's probably in my craw strategies that oh you know my true. I got excited Dario had the same time so. Just uses this as an opportunity to grab the crotch is his jeans that he was wearing switch happen to me there's. But you're at 300 dollar inflation by holding on them much. How much about eighty. But you're at 300 dollar inflation buckled gains on them much advise anybody. Name too awful metadata glad he uses that is a way to do a a referral for his jeans and he grabs as Christ's sakes it Rubin says. And never have to worry about if I buy expensive jeans like this and it's like you're sitting there shaking his crotch trying to let rip the demo and it wouldn't rip it. And you misunderstood him Matt and I am on this why would you Lebanon until the year when I went and I what did I miss he's serious worry about it we magazines like Bannister has any they're wearing jeans like that don't have to worry about Lauren crotch out because if they do. What's him or don't say yeah well that's oh athletes well my brother. Literally like standing over not the whole time as I don't want people to see because there's no way to hide it can try to light. Roland overcome the top it and in every time I walk you do is blouse open you should just through the leg all the more than one lick this good quality your loved ones sobbed I can display a one legged jeans yeah. So we LA mayor and nine is such a good friend he sat there and helped me hide my crotch heard the end the entire time. Jolie sat down. And I suddenly forget don't. Make don't we. Talk again are you chatting I and eating great food and I suddenly forget and I looked down and realize I'm saddened. Right by the line were people would come down to anybody else there. Cadillac relaxed you'd taken that and I look over. I could went on a list become a little kids. 2000 it was like I was press churn of one of my testicles and got the whole thing not full moon but like a crescent look at Alabama's powerful. And literary but I drop Parma sandwich and you take back guy I was well toned him down every time I've always said these women who have these net slow attack where they don't feel I didn't feel one of my boys. This breeze and around in the in the wins and now I'm Tom Julien yeah. Now now move on to worry about that if if if so I. I've got to the point where I went up and got a refill. Well on the air and I am noticing people looking at me or whatever but I'm thinking how they must be listeners. They must speak he wants they say I'm Nancy I don't know. And his staff watched them and their eyes would start up in my face and then go down and then continue to go down and then go right back at Democrats. I got it at that point side is look at in the smiled back and just can throw my hands up like Democrats out without the barrel what I love each person is say I put these on like this I promise you I didn't put Ramon like this. But there's there are my favorite jeans there was so. They end end comfortable. I hate is still carry genes that he's got to Wear to a three hours for they you know give broken down bro made good Eugene UIG came on a wild horse is not what the course and just let me get Elmo the thing in this rotted into the sunset sorry got to tame that horse man literally your horse so I got home and I think they know more about it. I mean I was very aware of them crotch of blood out imaging it's been a slight well war Mongolian. You know I mean just on sat around here. So the kids on our favorite how much and you know they'd be sit on the couch and I turned toward a man's I thought I was gonna ask us. So Acela brother we were taken out some my group's Indian decent my grilled chicken snap mania don't run as so many people cinnamon so hungry. Because I got that camera right on the grill as the chicken was to communicate here in December and wonderful and so while I was out there SA how these kids there they're being some new licences to me right now making fun of mine fashion attire. Talk to a pair of scissors out there on the patio and back cuts and things in the some daisy did so on security here at Ellis had an in my backyard where in really short daisy do it's like mob boss or hang in lower than how Sharon there's little pocket saying now urgency yeah like girls did you know yeah boy. It felt great from scrimmage so great desire my legs were free but also the top area was very breezy is well. So highly recommend blown out the croc TJ is that it is comfortable when it's Monday plus outside you don't have one thing only saw what these kids think of the day's news. A they were just. The grad who's. But one of them even said it would be better if I just took them off and sat there in my underwear would be. I ain't because this is like an arrow led neon sign pointing to look in my car it's easy to see yeah. As is drawing attention to it it was the worst it's so those Janes and I can go by the same. Who will sized pants over old navy area and they've lasted. Two years and when I am and that's fat boy does. Three or four times a week we'll I'll Wear a pair of jeans guns and I don't think that that's gross I really don't they can leave allergy Gabe Gross and I don't it grosses are hounded gross I sat and Paul Krugman yeah I don't that we wanna smell right analysis Monday more. We have to do here though how they're going to be would Jesus I ended up just cut them off I never took them off again I just cut him off like I was in a car accident they did cut off pants off of me. And Agile my trash man's gonna say is that this film on top of the trash cans and they come and pick it up this morning is gonna keep them analysis piece of history now I'm free bridge opportunity daughter with depth at. Soundtrack kept forgetting and then managed sat on the way home when the post office completely forgot about it but I would hold the box and I was shipping in front of my crotch still in my life blank you know Bob might resign now arrived. And then eventually got home and everything was fine but what I'm saying through all that is we have bet favorite pair of jeans. When you said down in them. Be very careful you must be careful because mine have one known to be wins then Jesus. And now gonna go work and it got a break in another repairs could take ten years to break coming did this marriage aren't very important Lerner. Yeah now interfere prevents. Enter in this the cries much Al Leiter and the rest of the Jane where it moved the legs it may be you know call some friction over the years now martyr pretty new rulers in ways that are restaurant and two inches poor thing and I was still goes on maybe gets a new wardrobe is a look at James Entercom says not so sorry Matt Cassel my apologies. I mean there are in the room and blood across Paris and jeans everybody. It girl and asks is done it I'll bought every dude has done it especially the bigger you are aren't they they split. And high speed of fat kid they there when they feel they've split across are my pants and a I've tried like -- you let him leave school early go home mom would let me do it. While she got eleven to live and they're on the broad jump start walking around school like the rest of the day ripped down a dime and does that Wear it Wear pants of that school's. Are short enough and you don't feel. He did broad jump you know how many broad did you jump over to repair tool and Ashley Olsen congratulations. And in guide no rest in peace on that third brawl on the Lander I don't her. Right guys read premier. Anonymous just publish anonymous distance from the list anonymous good morning. I didn't carry you. Harry and good good thank you get somebody it's great all the crap I'd be much much better. At that again so only the. Now. And a continent and I'm looking component I. I live in North Carolina and my six year old daughter didn't scare. And he's been technically think schools that you create so Barbara Cox cut. And that we are. Plan an attack at the end of the last few adapt convention in new York. And every year we EU. You know a lot of fundraisers. And we usually do really well so the parents really don't have to pay anything out of pocket. You've always heard Cindy's. Like will you be going with her today it's time isn't. Leaving your errors and Justin pensions and now. I could be in they depend on it depends on how many shocker and they need guys there. Really don't want her to go because she loved it. So you know we can't we you bake sales and we felt coupon books and we. Well. Thank. At. What's happening here but they want mommy let's kiss and believe there's some now what's in what's going at all. It's north and that and so we had eluded a couple weeks ago now and again you know with the dance school the kids and parents. And it would be added back at the end of the month. We were gonna have a car wash over the federated which is I'm because. It we get we get from last year yeah. And lacking in there or short thin you know cancer but all the growth said they were really high temperature wise but it didn't go very well Olympic and in. This year. The girls who are they United States. And it's ages and we are about here. Portland a little man. Yeah and and why did. It was their existence was elected all bad this church business and you were at the end and they were to split right down the middle. This are narrow the list. All of them agreed except for me. Well I couldn't I know I couldn't believe it and that I I did. I can't I get that fourteen fictional girl to be happening is after a car wash with a very old men come and get their cars washed in. Well sounds just. If he's still that way why not just say okay. It mean if that's there at the ruling your one against say OK my kids not gonna participate. And I know you've I don't wanna be that parent that goes in and you know. You can just say look we got some kind of family get together to get to that day would just pay extra you know and they will put our party in and. Iraq that's what I said that he and I told my daughter that he could be in the car wash and I didn't care about had to pay extra money. But my husband said he didn't think it would happen to the deal. A 10. Wow he's got to be the opposite in this situation. I now look yeah I think that it's not it's not different. You know go into it until going to the neighborhood pool or something and and at least that make it money. This way. And I mean I'm just shocked. Let's get a neighborhood poll though I mean you'd while he sale wanna say that you know everybody in the neighborhood that's just not apparently don't few neighbors. So. What are the one last year it didn't grows so well when they were wearing braves inserts. An enemy that much money so decided. Who started it they would make more money if they did where grievances was an apparent there was of the dance. Company advanced in order. It was one of the girl also glad that enters home. And I am now I'm this I'm glad there is money. Yeah what days this isn't making many next year's all nude. Our launch out into Iowa and allocated to emulate some sophomores is saying you know every everything that we make more money it's time. Not true the out down. And it can't it is kind of explain and kids are under the age of eighteen. And I mean I would think that there be one girl that wouldn't be comfortable wearing a bathing suit compliment like that I would think that everybody would be doing fine there's always that one maybe. Yeah I mean he would peer pressure or something and so anyway I think clearly you guys. Have daughters and I wanted to hear your opinions on whether. I'm just be an old fashion and or living in terms of the borrow world. Well wait when you say bathing suit I mean he's you know is it bikini is it to. You know I mean I think you need Poland had seen what some. 1213 year old where I would like noon on not out of my house says it does turn of the century this is where are. Black fabric and you're only exposed my elbow to rid us okay to foot I doubt that. I doubt that has surprised I mean it's it's his opinion he can feel the way he was still under its. And a shot that dad didn't have more of a problem with a figured if there was one that would have the issue it would be him that it's you. I thought I don't know I don't. Well see I got I got that I had at two dollars and one album is almost in that age group that you're dealing with right there and down. Seek your husband is right to the point where he says is if it's some anywhere to the poll what's the difference. And I don't know what what differences. I can tell you this if I saw a woman walking down the road in brine pennies I would be light. All but if I saw a woman wearing a bikini I wouldn't be an Indy and I'm not talking about like see through or Lacey Brown told by just. Regular pattern regular color whatever. Why is it the win is a bathing suit dates. Oaks day but if it's bronze pennies world what Omar ball and same thing I noticed the same thing so. I think that's kind of what it is you know what I'll I know but I mob but would be there and I would not be in abeyance and obviously but I would be there. Watch in over what's going on here like postseason and his car washed. He's full that is camera video that I'm sure Panama matter that that car and now occur that often and most likely know whether it is their investment. It is ever Karl on site that is is that girls are car washes and well. All the that is next door table doing my own charity done clings. Bright spots at. Yeah yeah the dads when that wind that they have their SE VW's they should be able to our commission about the war pass. I think that is should be there with holsters on absolutely it absolutely. Calm those is favor. Would you need do you have a moment can you hold on for a moment. Okay hold up is bush UConn about that now. The end these she said and you guys have daughters course only one Amazon has a daughter's Boca travel. Manages moment. 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