May 30, 2016|
Facebook Fussin Vol 25; 24 year old Devon has to raise his 14 year old sister now; Matt is now the father of a teenager.
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Matt recaps his trip from Warped Tour yesterday; Nine's Best Damn Audio.
Jeff is extremely late today and might not make it for the first break; Headlines; Sports
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Yet keep dedicated work Sherron is our yeah I don't know I think that Griffin Dell Dell every day every morning. Free point. Well I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm just who's passing me notes here let's go too well there's no is this anonymous yes OK anonymous in the morning. The logo and hello good morning hey Harry you. Hi amber how are you it is yeah. Excellent you know what's up. And write notes on the screen so I don't know what your column about he just passed in and says take a line it is now. Let's not yet. Well well good morning everybody my name is my name is Devin and I'm that's like three or four year old guy. And I I have a younger sister and she's fourteen years old. And her name Israel shell. So basically. We we both experienced a very. Tragic last. Ally this both of my parents. Passed away. I'm just last year a little bit after Thanksgiving. And yeah its it's been something that's been very very kind of our football bust. And and you know it's it's it's a situation where we're you know we're trying to cope with it eventually reach and can. Basically like SM 24 years old and I have to kind of come in to. Just kind of being eight a father figure now. Coming from being a Big Brother to a fourteen year old. Younger sister to me you know being a father. And any kind of racing her own my own. I'm a single item on my own and and you know thankfully I have I have a very good job man. But you know I'm I'm just kind of really trying to do the best I can't. Would of raising her fourteen year old girl I. And it's it's tough because this. I've never been a fourteen year old girl and then they have like you know. They go to different things should like it is coming up as a teenager then been bullies too so it's. It's it's a tough situation. But you know most shell as a very is that very sweet girl. And. Your parents it. You don't have to say how are into our member did they pass at the same time. Yes they did actually get here with a car accident the car expand their page. That they passed away from Bob coming back from Atlanta Georgia and into him yet yet there was a tough situation force. So my parents they they had a little lack insurance. A lot of but it works. What you can and spent four funeral expenses and she is and Terry you know kind of get things straight. You know what looked like I know that I am you know I'm really doing kind of the best Spain the best way I can in China like. Just relax the best wreck and with what the situation and sure. Yeah I'm I would love any taxpayer bite that I could hear about the about how best to go about raising their teenage daughter. Hole. You have it worse things to work I know you so I've probably only person is in his in his position your. But it's more of those as I guarantee that there's people listen right now who've been in the same kind of spotter similar spot removed. Are you younger sibling parent I'm very similar situationally and I'm sure there's been blessed and been there. That is I one thing you hear may be not yet but some you have to do live and it's when you chided. You know with critique her tell her the way to do things she's gonna probably drop on new year not my daddy or my brother. And you've got to kind of Wear both hats now on that spends one man's can be tough to. Man's first of all that I had that aid is not the part about your sister and you do on the right thing I'm sorry about those glossy pants at the same time that's incredible. Therefore thank you can't sue the man right he not only eat a lot of people would like. That's their cross to bear may your light. Picking up the pieces you don't what you're supposed to do when you're actually like trying to. I'm not same with the best people and ask for advice and the same your seat and advice you're trying to do do it the right way so. Kudos from match point indeed. I thank you thank you and disc really taking it one day at a time or just trying to you know figure out the best course of life really it skated you know some Baylor. Are harder than others by. You know week. We have a great relationship with each other but it always like you say that's always trying to distinguish that line between. OK and my Big Brother or do I have to like really be a bad now there. And they can be hard sometimes. I mean I tag and as thirteen year old daughter initiate my daughter daughter and PMI Panamanian and this is your sister but I mean it and it's not easy and I'm I'm forty years old it's not easy. Age you know I've got the actual father to daughter relationships SI am telling you that there's no book on there's no. No answer anybody's gonna tell you this gonna apply to each and every different scenario it's. Very churn it's way Jeremy you're. And it's it's admirable what you're you're trying to do what you seem to be doing pretty well on this point. Around 31 and no way I can do what you're doing right now he's easier then ball and offers. It makes you know you can do it. Oh yes it's it's it's incredibly frightening it's it's foreign territory for me it's very scary. I hear their. Because you know very situations come up and I you know. I don't know how to deal with it sometimes and if you know go look at them come. I'll work very hard and down. You know within that now there's things like you know parent teacher conferences that I have to be a part of that and make sure there's. You know this that I'm I'm responsible for. You know the direction of our life now so. You know Alec tell you unlike say here let's Nancy and I'm like playing all these different scenarios in my head and and I know you're gonna read especially Ito about going to meet when their teachers or for grazing or down you're gonna go donor but that he's she's not gonna mean your face and say look. You're my brother you're not my daddy here's a two dollar say you know what your ride our daddy's not here anymore we got to stick together. You know I'm not your dad. Where we are our partners in this life you know up until you decide. You go on get married or move out or wherever life take she bit I would tell her that. They are in this together nobody planned this obviously. This is the road bed then life is taking you on two and you gonna make the best of it together and ended here here's a thing. Go to her sometimes he not to guess in my girl question and say hey you know there's this girl I don't know what your situation is that. Asked her opinion on stuff you know what I'm saying my draw from her social think it's kind of a even playing field where we may get a team even verse is there's there's a great advice from Matthew repair. I don't think you're an awesome guy already just her life. Does doing what you are doing and I'm really I can't imagine how. I lost my daddy that was one of the the hardest rounds in my life and if you if I lost on about the same comic and free can imagine so I'm Maria I think yellow. You both should be happy have each other to some people would maybe just been left the lawn on gather. Yet what thank you I you know I I really just chatted every day distinct. Who do. How how best and I like make my parents proud of so you know what I'm doing and and sometimes I have to remind her that I have that are. At this say you know let's let's make sure that we're just make mom and their crowd him and that you know looking down almost never. And that crowd what we're trying to do what we're trying to accomplish every day because I'm really thankful I'm very very very thankful because that day actually the day of the accident. Well shall I have been in the car with him she would have been in the scarlet and bushy actually decided to Iraq back. That they would mean old and so. That I mean that's such a blessing and it felt that you know I there are still have heard right. You know how it kind of the American red day and and just. You know that that that would that's what keeps me going from our current Canberra to keep me Democrats and forward and make me really think. I want mom and dad be proud of it. Yeah yeah. And I feel free that you had to grow not so fast both of you and the fact that you may be suffering and survivor's guilt but it's it's good to see you establishes boundaries early aren't. So you're not flipping back and forth and make sure that you do reach out and asked for advice because you know its ear growing just as much as he has. Thank you so. Don't listen Hershey picks who's gonna win a Super Bowl based on who's hotter quarterbacks don't listen yeah. Yeah your masters now and then angle anymore Lehman Brothers and trying to cover for her value got to be the disciplinary you got to you know where bush to a man is say your names your name's DeVon. Yeah and and I think you're also I think it definitely get good tables are a deadly boys are. But I think I Q world. Aren't good. I wanna I wanna get you don't get your email or some specialist that kind of stay in contact with the because. You know by now are you doing half an hour not even for radio purposes but just to see how you don't because that's I think that's also readers are sort of fresh fruit for broke you right your sister Rooney he seemed to be doing so well what is it now. Yeah we're like Jeff said before where we're very thankful that we have each other and you know it's you know it's just really one day at a time you know SI you can do and hope for the best there. Let's turn as chunk are my friend will give away everything we're very back our whole suing its your contact info tech. Thank you so much I appreciate it thank you done that's cold. Since then they drew hormones or change learn the army is going to be your first rough coping yeah. And man have had an and Jimmy Kennedy hit on this that there's a bunch of people out there that this needed to hear that prosumer isn't. It's Iran does wonders sometimes when our show how we go from just. Hackl and laughing about stupid stuff to sell my back come in and MI so I needed to hear that. Where's there's probably somebody out there a similar position he thinks there are the only one gone through that and a bird that that kind of situation. And on a good dude is no matter what governor Arnold what do you look at an award comes over what you got to deal was. There's somebody out bears deal was some very similar to who knows exactly what you don't have to yeah. Where can help back to the rise guys morning show on an 83 point dream car. Louis in your favor at that number there he would. It's time to take care some personal business are mr. Charles burn victim went sooner. You know woods anywhere is a big month for birthdays in my house though isn't it I am glad we will keep a handle and play around with somebody here. Jack for an amino majoring in this flip and everyone is trying to. Now here we go. He sucked into this is sol JP's bid lore and Bravo. X at large stretch he hit a button I heard him. Under control I don't have any. And tell me about it as they were Marie. They have. Aaron morning. Or is this is this my daughter grace. Is is my teenage daughter grace. And you're. Convert them. All we're on the radio. Oh you listen. Yeah via I don't know. They may. That's and I can't. If my child has to be the only one that was pissed off that school was closed today declared she was so excited about going to. School and her birthday it's exciting day I know she had her outfit pig out you know we went on a little shopping spree on what was it Saturday. It and Clinton blood all my money may not blooded as she you know spend it well room. When did some shopping and share outfit take that out and in yesterday and our tax he said no school tomorrow mansion so angry. So angry so allow him you know what this means now grace are you get a job here as soon as I. The amount or so lower. Really it's not an expert on photo I now you're like such that your live anti job right now so weird. EU wanted to go to school and you wanna work. Thirteen years old boy that's that's a tough we're not there evenly. In all of this goes down from here it downhill he really does doesn't he get so hard. She asked me yesterday she says is it really about hard to not live with the pair's us yes. Is very hard to elderly be cared for their very parents are. Well that's a great hole. That's hard to leave me she's living in the lap of luxury and I grace. Answer I see is that more visibly disagree with what's spent on trying to go through the do you it's now you're officially a teenager my lord. These feel any different you wake up this morning and say all I'm a teenager this is all that I feel different. We are now let's get you shouldn't. And number just to numbers gradual. And oh man what do I say added then I am getting old. Yes you can pick. Just straight birdies are I am I mean hidden forty was one thing but it would then know what four months I get that meant that daddy of the teenagers. You've taken really you meant well. Why why's why's that don't do well no argument. It's one of those things. Comments posted the old. Well listen I tell you all the time that I love you so much and I made sure I was talking her trembling she did not. But I am. That I love you and all my heart. You promised the united crossing his fingers and your toes or anything you say that Iraq. And I give an air quotes when you San go all right well. We. It had always been the easiest but we've leave hung in there together and and will continue to do that you're. You're my human baby girl I don't care how old you get it you'll always be my baby. Or a maybe easier Mimi wanted to come in for your birthday Mimi tell I I tell grace happy birthday. You hear me. You would cure you. Six through ten days she's she's heard that before the and that is confused and I think this believe it and then it. This Monica wants to tell you good vibe before we get you never miss monitor right. There he got to have him back here and act. It's this Monica. Well listen to have a life you. We know go have a big big lunch today and and celebrate the fact that. And I'm not making this about me let's be honest here it is time father of a teenager now holy crap. Promise me you're not a gimme tough times C here in the future. Are there no brother own mind. That love he says so much and I'm glad that I have a a job that I can do some like this really means a lot to me in and I love you. Very kind of today. That now they are back. Wow man as I starts today. Did to me as any IA did Cindy regardless who just talking tour and then there's got a picture ever on my screen now and it's like oh man. And you don't want it's a book. I screwed years tabloid. Access jail mail is not you. Can't listen to it miles underneath. And I can tell you. Yeah it awkward man wouldn't the baby girl loans. Don't man on these that give and take it down hill from here on this one here. That's your job it's what there's still oil is man. Has tell you it's like thirteen years more men. Allen does like Aaron when she was when she was a baby Alice's. I cannot wait I can have a conversation with him and I can sit in the car like you know you send and you talked to her. As it was who has a baby in the car saved everything and then you'd be like man I can't wait I have a conversation with her and we can just. Talk about everything you know I can tell another flip somebody else forming traffic and she would do that and just. Man. You know we had another eight years shall be as old as I was when we met for the first time well. Grace don't ever a car with a stranger like nine did you please don't do that you. Bring your Ford T don't you ever get your car with a strange voice for your romantic girl in mines. That's mind blowing. That event is crazy you think any years you don't need the same age. And isn't in the songs you as part of my brain and wanna remakes they say enough. It makes it easier to listen to action. Oh guys sol man. It's the boy lives is this something else in the there is something else they say oh a year a year eighteen you're an adult bull crap you've become an adult when you have a child that's when I totally matured. He's good go to a couple more years to tell you don't worry the bomb and car you know right. I think that's good and evil laugh all day for that one. I tell you man eats eat it it's so weird because you sit there and say you know what can be a good dad. And move on news teacher every saying anything you can do everything he can do all this saying you can teacher right from wrong and so far so good she's been a great challenges and a pleasure. But boy. EG can only do so much now and then took. And it back in that movie clip when Adam Sandler what a depressing movie. Me sends a I think about that sometimes yeah I think about like boy eating you literally will blink and there are going to be thirteen years old and that this number atoms are America's yours way pairings there there don't go beyond. Bed, Bath & Beyond right sailors and Christopher Walken. Spent. I really am I'm very blessed to have such. Awesome family and god got three kids and had African gray alive I've got my. My child living in my home with me me you know I mean it wasn't right at the beginning now a lot of people here say there you don't mandate that was a little bit of a struggle. And does say to getter in our home in and she's here and and I'm just so glad that. A one hand I I had got a job work in you know. Do you have their little more than a lot of parents but then I can I never get attention school. Yeah it's a trade off but he can't take him in the morn but you might get. More time of them overall don't want other people do. Can get to get all those daddy daughter breakfast is because of had to come in and then do this job. We're usually Amanda you got to look at it both ways you can't take this goal but most people who didn't take him to school can't go pick him up from school. Pinstripes you know you go from up from school so you don't get a million a one and really haven't heard about from school to have your moment doesn't matter Gregor common magazine he got to take a drop. Mall somewhere you know now you'll you'll want only to see him Armisen. As done much I don't know today is that an effort. But anyway. On the father but thirteen year old now in this song. At this mob does in Mosul. Are off natural. I'm blind gentleness and that he and he should have done this for you have kids yourself. I hope he doesn't previous visit. Her if you look when you declares god man they made every time. It gets me every time that I am and I'm very very blessed and very blessed to have such good kids good family lives in. And the job where I can be with a lot more than a guy here's something to say Arnold get off told a 9 o'clock and nine guy man. I hate to force you still feel old. Yeah aren't pro Russian room dash out man. Apparently anyway so much his birthday and in my movie officially it is an another Little League coming in June and then I'll have another teenager and other Q yeah. No lies. And I looked at Gordon good. 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