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That eat in this day and aids you can have a thought he can think of a joke and share it in the moment vs. Go into and pitch meeting and in sending it out is a sketch or something like that does great. Yes it did dreamed could be because it hasn't hit I don't know that. Brett treating attack he gets could sustain stagnant. Credit yeah that's married he handled it like one moment at eating. It's great album and I Julie I am going like I'm like Farley would always be that time I didn't ask your eye. You win when your Tinker Bell and you say it. My ass and my god. I don't know if I. That is a notice additional muscle whenever I get a texted my ass I'd love what I have to scramble her mom and I just I I really all my caddie. I every I you I appreciate you on the show really really do. And I tell you don't you nine's gonna pick up again probably but he in between hiccups is gonna ask you question. Insurance and go ahead you don't as an all out for it it seems like it's been about four years Vista really fast food three or four years forty. Where he wanted to go how easy is of the personnel were you wanna go from SNL. I don't work it back to ask question get in Urlacher is that Gerry that just got really comfortable at now though. It's like I don't want to leave yet actors having so much fun and how many extra little loud like your. Yeah you're putting their pregnant so I feel so happy to be there now that I am like not looking illegal content. Right it's it's almost like you feel the be needs to either go on to movies. Are you another word and deed is almost like the public in May be even Lauren and people on the show C it is. You can't be on the show too long otherwise you Wear out your welcome is kind of the way I see. Yeah. I totally get back what I it because where are in the summer. We didn't Q other projects that mean I mean like Fred armed ended like we're even though partly India while he put it on SNL and oh yeah that's what I believe me it's like little side project you're married and and you look at what will happen I'm open minded about it well. Well I you know I I know that a lot of that's what happens on SNL when you leave you either go to movies. Or you just disappear forever. And but you're you're doing. What now c'mon Ellen Clegg mourn but did movie nature promoting wins today Darby forever it's it's it's a short right. Yeah I think short film that I would O and executive produced the RN. Or mom won't one million and it economist for. Picking the Italian political ads they really spelman if he wants it and I'm really very proud of it. People are gonna like get it. It edgy and by the way we're speaking with a eighty Brian from Saturday not lives and just. The best Twitter account Twitter right now as far as I'm concern for us to win your when your doing both sides so in other words you're performing and then also writing and directing do you make sure that you get the best lines like if I wrote a really funny little quipped I would want to make sure that I got that line. Orange selfish like many Bryant. I commit to meet. These days as part of it like the blue light Atlantic. Yeah nearly spun it into my eye. I was taught him how often. A. Period but I felt like work what's really neat he thought you know dignity here this. Do you have a particular personal Saturday out live that but that's kind of the cookie cutter question but is there anybody on the on the task that. You enjoy a working with a lot more may be riding with a little more have a little more comic report. And you can read it and it had done it on what he does in itself I I need to. She played my best friend in the world and I love the entire cast that he'd do what you know I. Text with the most basically go to dinner with the most the senate foreign. The Stanley all day aliens when Ole notebook with his name. Are we hear from normal I cannot write a column notebook. Is that sketch we know we're all cracking up kind of money that was great that was so good I I always right. Did. She really went targeting military press and the camera lug an honor she was airing yet he is like asking her cigarette honor while credit your legs as I heard coming after me. It's great she's great bands by seizure of richer for every impression that we've seen indeed delighted bill is it in maybe one old favorite Manny Pacquiao. I. Can't lie over one another and I'm like eight. And even got the most accurate and fashion that I deal but it really fun. Good can I tell you one way one more fan boy moment eighty. Oh my god yes. I don't for so I'm weird I enjoy. I wonder what your say are you saying boy we gay and that was a good one or hey let's go get some drinks what is the conversation even hang around and wait. Totally it'd be next and here. And yeah maybe they'll like at that point many of us have worked like 21 hour days in a broad and I had. So there really isn't feeling they're like cropping that that life could be like our mind that we. Hope Barack. We don't really keep spending like. And L is now. I mean we're all really into that it is how each other does Alicia so it really across all of me your he agreed to it it worked over the great he wants. Thought although they won't go into each other. Yeah but don't think about personality is you know look I think we'd all be remiss if we didn't say sometimes over the years or forty years ever helmets man that sucked in yet hit she got misses but. When in America when we celebrate that someone did a commercial lives isthmus to dig big thing he doesn't ninety minutes. You know on Saturday not live on television. It's incredible and I think if you tell Lorne that I enjoy when you know last you all cracking jokes about why can't the hey I don't ballot. I'm not a musher health or did you can see woods I guess toaster come a moment. My theory is I think maybe some writers hold some of the best material for like you know. I'd bring Al guessing those who market Al park like I don't think you're gonna give Donald Trump the best out is not an excuse. Honorable and Smart and I definitely think that there is like what we have got hurt by north McCarthy or at least TK or. And the like that I think there is like a little extra cute they're writers they're little like we know this particular like. Knock it out of the heart you know they don't have to like worry about the wind laid back. And make them can be said Jim proposed to her left comfortable with somebody who really let like how. I didn't shine and just are in support it but I didn't they ate and it hit the books that. And it would Peyton Manning you didn't see that side of him and then when he's on merry you know he's he's not would be huge for eighty Bryant. Tell us about Darby forever see exclusive on Jimmy O dot com I must say in the Iraq Demi have. Yeah yeah any else. The Viet basically. It's official now that I wrote and appreciate is our own room. It's twenty minutes long and it basically about a girl who worked for the average store and a part of the creative period but the kind of quartered it. With her retail that and people come into the store and kind of inspired little Beijing is. She had about what he beat her life would you like it to live their lives though she has a little bit of Iraq street in the history. He though a little young mom and they all are and Eric how are artists really I didn't rhetoric from parks recreation and it's they're actually on from oranges you black and I'm a lot of mental activity out there in units that you like I wore it it can eat it's a little different than sitting out a little Ono open. But it is a lot of it there he didn't think. I watch it are killing museum is funny is era. Resurgence that is short films as the man in on the news of the Washington and fury like twelve times and yet are different cameras are certain. This short films right now. It now it's like an especially with like what I haven't showed an impact I mean it shows the net. That you can I feel like it's something harmless like you or anything can be. Anything you want you know blanked the flag pin and where you put it and sell it didn't say exactly yeah I know it. I tell if they'll making without having to undertake a massive cue our teacher that they you know. Yeah you know until about the tone from the bat first time. Let's let's act I'd I know we're running late so whoever's out only this Jimmie just one more second. You know I don't care that much but I know much the audience would love to hear what's the deal with Tonya was that. Was he tough to deal led. Yeah it felt. I'm into the inaudible people are acting that and I really don't know. What I. You know now like I wished that I had and the hot is but I really Catholic or not. I'm not involved in any of those numbers say yeah all kinds good. I think who wore them all within the court more than that we can do it for a while it is what people about why people vote. Or could vote changing my close and not running around. I didn't. I apologize that I kind of got eighty Bryant here which by the way your tweet on January 26 in the waiter asked you if you want some branch and you take it upon yourself to speak for the table and say no in Ewing Cole bleaker. I cried at that went. I'm Tony should charter subscription service for your Twitter is right. Yeah all right. Our audience you're great and things for being on with us today we encourage everybody to watch Darby forever on cameo dot com we'll tweet out the the league for reminded check out. And you should follow me on Twitter eighty Bryant had amassed the amount each right now. What you are either Diana or are very good are you Lucy Saturday TJ Bryant. Okay thank you battle are good morning. He's not a corporate power but they did get. Yet keep dedicated work Sharon is or yeah I don't know I do that Clinton's Dell Dell every day every morning. We. Just sometimes essay just you don't put the town in mid this time I think you've got the main businesses online wanted Raleigh and no that's his name rally at all. Right detail Riley let the town rally interest and Carey were here where is he where you're prone firm it is colonists from mount polished them. Hey Riley. There are a recall on a strong. According to throw up note here on the sleepy little town of the cola alive but hey they I Blake home there. You're now I don't think there's any high turnout maybe anyway what's going on Raleigh. Not much historically in the big fan of the show militants courier here now. Keep. In a problem actually it only again don't FaceBook and a power not so much song there. So Matt and you posted a picture. A peach electorate. On the gas teach you answer that OK so do you. Charlie such. Talk if you look at this picture although I don't FaceBook we at Donald Trump's name pop it up in my career. Right I was our I do social media when I go number two and I saw everybody freaking out that Donald Trump was commenting ghastly display which is really oh. Almost like to coalesce sleepy little town. I don't know where this is going murdered. This does not happy about some doozy gives asking questions he knows the answers to live anymore confirmation he's. And every time gambling utterly mute so morally Taylor so Taylor out it. I took a picture of Google image search I found the Gaffney peach the big water tower and I put Trump's name opponent I said. Hello I'm paraphrasing Dolly I can't believe that the town of Gaffney sold the page to Donald Trump. There and I couldn't believe it either but the problem is I am I took my watney mullah caddie. We drove two hours again he does he has changed as we are the biggest truck and and I got to tell you when we got there. And we did not see that name on each week. I. Understand if you ever drive back home was not fun I gotta carry at. It needs two hours. Hours there two hours there two hours Barack and I got an area. I and counteract crazed that you maintain further into the gas side so. What is where everybody and then more unless they're live contain them one at 15100 or nine iron and now this guy I want to ask mark you're guess is that the operator gallery across much probably I imagine that she just DB's must just worship the ground that Donald Trump walks. Well. Look shoes I don't do. I got a lot of feelings that were this country's going and I I didn't I never really sure to politician well I'll let you know. After watching and listening to all he's got the same thing he's not anymore it's like jewelry for example. You know and urged. I can't I can think of better way to look at what. What really got to semis I'm I'm I'm curious what do what is. Look I have reasons why the slacker but why do you not like Hillary Clinton. Well I want you know I do that I didn't like call that being out east and also as far as I know she ran for New York candidate and she wasn't from New York that's weird. Let the work that's not. While that's happened. Down so that's it I mean that's load this grand look I thought the same way about the Ozzy bit. From there I don't know what you're gonna do that record that it quote quite frankly my wife is just. Has been spoken to me and this is. Just spoke in the year because of that. I'll call growth in the middle of the night ticket taker to Gaffney and. I was going to be that big surprise and she's got mad at me. Asphalt it's not my fault. I'm. I'm voting for Hillary because that they should cost too much that's the main reasons she's got some kind of allergy problem that I don't trust Jason Lobo I think I. I birdied it. I don't know I know I mean hard work. There I am Tania this girl I can and Ambien quite honestly do here Raleigh first of all your names all some what does that a is that a salute to the town owner of the the Qingdao Ireland. This or altered yet. Yeah it. I I apologize. I made I made bad there's an app called. Sponsor. And PH ON TO that she can ride on pictures with to make means in all these things are. I can't believe the amount of people they took that and believed it that it was the real deal. Out of every people are are all did the guy called first thing the next morning and says his wife lost her mind about it and as several people. Not from the college Georgia but it many people drove up there are two. To see the trump peach but ultimately land some cal bashing and epithets air and everything's fine. It's indoors in an we have waited there are actually well that's right under the page and oh boy in town after barely say it is good yeah I mean now you know not to believe everything easy on FaceBook. What about 010. And I just really do a PSA Furl alas that's what that line since that you hear it drivers neglect. Four hours reserve three hour around or whatever happens to be in but he learned a landslide you learned a valuable lesson well wasting an entire half a day. How would you impose an odds on and off the cliff Orleans waffle when it is now okay and I'm glad everything. Today. And look at what Indiana underpinning be put a picture appear herb Brooks huge scene it's establishing landmark. Trump's name on it. I think it would face value because that's what he does. You if you burn structural part of our Rushmore in these hit you wanna go away from South Dakota he would day. He would do you know I'm looking out there right now Riley a 148187. People interacted with the photos. I don't know how many people actually Gaffney but that's a bus load of people error. And and it seems quite honestly half the people got it and then the other half of the people bitten. But I think what they did it kind of showed everybody that just because you see don't FaceBook. This is my intent Ahmad. My intent was just to make a funny. My intent was not Ted. Teach a lesson but what analysts are tall. I don't believe everything you see on FaceBook and Sherri did you think you drew what about libelous and I am I am I took one for the team here. I did that I get that look but this year and I think you're gonna make a joke of these book about who wouldn't. Someone a political candidate name honest team that landmark that's supposed to be joke you should put the jet there's a reason we got captions are based look. You should write right underneath his not a joke. I should IE you right like some people pledge and has asked W not safe for work I should've said if still can't believe in Gaffney sold the big piece to Donald Trump today. Joke. Joseph joke generate it and I joke hash tag at whatever happens to be named Daniel. Near an army we can just search using the hash tag three wood whatever time the statement or making a reason and if it's a joke if we're serious right now partner Weinstein. I can say I don't get it. Because like for instance if you were talking about down. Oh I don't know. Any saying let's say you're talking about doesn't the flooring and it causes cancer we talk about you would put that cancer floor and hash tag and then other people they wanted to find out information with click back hash tag. In it brings up all the non private accounts talking about. Cancer flooring. So it kind of allows you to bring the conversation together with other like minded people but was not my intent. I didn't mean treated drive from Ted co led Georgia is you really a lot of people are saying it's only an hour and a half you may drive to slow. We now know came lit about it he had 84 all the way that they needed to couldn't are fifty minutes. I don't like people you know. Stupid you for a long were you in any spots and who they're. And my apologies I'm sorry eight I had a long they are it. And I happen. It's not a real conducive longer back with a letter remind now don't try to make a cobbler and I think and and on the metal. I don't even casual water in their I think it's not Fort Knox where there's no gold these soon justices all flows easily it's what his assists this historic tower cruised to. Well you know let trop if you were Smart he would assault that and I saved you know what would Donald Trump say if he saw that you saw how well we're down. Assumed long time who won't impeach anybody impeached fry like to have one right now than not when they're bigger kitchen with I apologize. I don't get the idea any money no I never. What do you do better I'd I'd like any sounds. Good. Just and I said I would use a hash tag joke on every future of funny name or anything that we crank out it may agree it will put cashed a joke on. Yup thin as a foreign policy Brawley's that he doesn't you know go Sierra thing you've posed. If you don't remedy anybody but maybe. What made you make some kind of peace. Offering to Raleigh at peace offering there. I gave offering yesterday airs Sunday at church I've done my 10% for the week of peace offering you don't olive branch for Raleigh and olive branch for a moment. Think I think that's the right thing to do in this situation I think he will meet outlook. I Eli wrestle mania when they. They're doing now moves now all I care is not a I'm not so worth easy around here are fine. I got a decent Donald Trump memorabilia. That's rare in one of the kind and one of Warren. And I need. One. Okay did you sir are a genius Jimmy Jack Jackie. You know a couple weeks ago Raleigh Donald Trump was in the building here we heard us talk I am sure down and yeah Debby actually. And through various ways and means I actually have Donald Trump's water bottle that he not only drink from you probably you know some of these DNA would be on. You can clone Donald Trump. I wouldn't suggest that the Julia good about three to four ounces of water in the air we call the Republican holy water. I actually blast page. And and nine was me and Jeff they are retarded to clone mantra what is stranded in his hair last week when he was in town. And remember call and Marissa with a bad attitude at all now so that's fair to your life views my handle news or possibly mum so you know. Links bloody. I Margarito and he wanted to do what you mean is bottled. I will give the use the holy Grail of Republican memorabilia. A dvd Donald Trump water bottle. Science trying to but I had a cab Ford as well so comes with a cap to sign when you buy lunch box and there's no thermos in there this is a complete set. I don't. I don't I don't know what city usage. Scum of the Internet instructions. I mean Ronald I would change the lives with the trump model and we were beautiful thing you'll ever opportunity. He's serious and awesome. I. Or. Are you. The exhibit self. LeBron is an emotional gestures of respect as they won't. That rather lately even though now look how can you kidding in the huge success but they're looking at. Yeah holy Grail of Republican this is that this is hey wait this is the I didn't 52 tops of that Mickey Mantle Bob Republican memorabilia this is Wagner. You're absolutely right but that is also an heirloom is very extreme and you slow my friend is not a good look a little more. Time. Look I kit kit I the fact that you offer that to mean beautiful. Yes this is a good moment cannot forgive you for everything boot you gotta keep that model. That is that is for you wouldn't Q generation. I should pass it down in my kids' program also. Since when you lose what you would let them Iran's work. Really I'm trying to do need to try bottle this single line station wanted to do a story about it the other day on their own term view your email to send a pretzel George W. Bush joked on the term hi Paul I had some rich person owns that to send a private collection yellow wall. I won't Somalia we need to trump water bottle and in my is sitting standing on the Allen Trent nine need your brilliant that's brilliant idea I was trying to start crap on oil is still an idea so you don't want it. It is a better get the most beautiful sentiment earlier. Like I. The agency did years. Nasty crowds and I'm enjoying the hell out of this but are you being legit right now lac area. So brutally yet I I hate it appears. Your right eye and my kids they will sign Everett in the whale but I have three kids how they separate the bottled freeway thirty do well and and unhappy young Perino. Well I send it now Raleigh. I'm offended that I offered junior and I am months ended and then I also due this treasure. This it's this is probably worth their digger don't oak island looking for is the trump model but no it's not fair I had it. I entertain all of it was offered to use it was an airline go to future generation hasn't now I'm offended. Well I would I would mental or you're only you know also a G. Raw lie I am I am sorry I don't now. I'm so sorry I didn't. I'm all right I'll I'll borrow money from it all went. You know what it would mean to me for me to give you the trump model and you're gonna just know sell it you're gonna be like yeah little concerned they're crazy yeah. I am so sorry and I wish to fully apologize and extend my hand. To do you. In hopes of forgiveness. Rounds should accept his apology or does it raise your hand lightly. A line from page imagine pages Howard Hiller I think it's okay. OK I will accept your apology probably. You can. Oh well Arnold. And I am done water under the bridge rally Fabrice is our great W apologize. Pause as Rollins have been more on. I know as we say now you're better mentally and brought diesel I mean. Does O'Reilly now for call him a moron to believe and don't face that you raise me for transfer in the heat for you to meet I. I inbound pass on my own behalf. Just at Jeremy Alan berg that's that we shall name I apologize to you on his behalf for Kanye moron for believing that the trial. Impeach was real I'm sorry. For now. Okay look my mom I suddenly people you know already looked affected I'm on the show. It is already that he treated like a sit on the huge game. We ought to be includes since trump won the primary over the weekend yards in a real good mental picture I'm from Georgia. I told you yeah mr. Where can now. Back to the rise guys morning show continuity 3.3 car. Going to certainly heard about it that while harmony routine go to law. They sits in about the yesterday they keep coming at me art. Press there are dollars all the hard. If they don't crawled under the fence. I don't throw open the fist the bottom par and then Alsace at all for the dogs chase and all anybody can serve and is under overcoming. 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Yeah actually for real they wouldn't stop get the dog out I asked some of their life now we you know they didn't have any interest in it. I wanna college play these big. Go ahead keep dedicated work Sharon is the north. No no I do that Clinton Dell Dell every day every board yeah we.