Apr 18, 2016|
Horrible roommate stories and somebody on the show has never had a roommate before; Headlines; Wrap-Up
Fat Boy was approached by a friend of his to do something pretty out of the ordinary; Headlines; Wrap-Up
Headlines; Bras are evil ladies and it's time to let them go
Matt recaps his trip from Warped Tour yesterday; Nine's Best Damn Audio.
Jeff is extremely late today and might not make it for the first break; Headlines; Sports
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I am alone family has three of them and his wife and teach eager citizens newsroom may call that I had to. You had roommates at all. Nineteen years old who is somebody getting his cousin whereas now they are manic cousin cousin Eddie and brother bread. You know those. Vice Versa Obama's mom buddy Andy and his cousin weren't we don't win we split three way rental trailer we'll talent here we talk about here. So actually. This morning then don't. Did you how old are you at this time when you were with the Eddie and Brad kind thing. 300 trailer. Move melanoma that there was nothing in the fridge that New Castle in the hot button. Man I mean it was a slight ultimate bachelor just. Nasty people costly missed a turn our kids. If you were there world. Over. Listen guys this is yet before she's found marijuana that time not that was that was my old neighbor name was mocked his own merits ocean going life. And since no less long that. It would take you just a long list. 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To explain that to those that don't know his name is my age then but the way because he was from buffalo from buffalo leads he might want a lot of supporters in where oh where did downtown for a busy morning in the news demo yard and we started calling him the man is prior to the other than is ever heard the news isn't as if there is not liked you might not be friends after me puke yeah. Yeah yeah that's the same data couple weeks ago I went to his kid's birthday party and far didn't made a bad throw up their current. As far as I'm reverberate senator. Yeah. I actually blew out the kids can look at the gym is okay. Up above. Whatever brought us think very. Or we did see of we pay you bring a big time big one able to candlelight Steve and I can blow that was but typical of OK I don't know granite capital murder of her out of my bird for a couple days for our order a video I've been hairspray and Aaron Evans claim you don't do that little redneck blowtorch Arnold so. A story about an unidentified former roommate of mine whether or what but three fairways that are wasn't rob an area or any other lawyer Susan on one. I'm actually eased two room would too long years do you imagine. Did you ever then I won and we all know that the Democrats call along there are several times. I don't need you Elsa I can't yeah. Yeah. Less. I knew those two there's a little more do more its northwest Florida I don't know if juries don't know us is us and they install the figure Yahoo! News summer I'm in west I know that he's a the other was not a lawyer there. And agreement. Well enough to lowers. It was in this two lawyers have to then them but there are roommates tabloid. We're also unidentified neighbor who I can tell the story now freely because he moved to Atlanta several years ago world early meant to layer and law Atlanta thank you and I got married and alana and now he lives happily ever after and low liner. But if you don't get used to work could be then Barlow center and alana he had his lemon live in Milan and calamity. By and he put up this flag and we lived in the blazes under its prior pledged her apartment upstairs and like a duplex in the front metal house down by the longhorns concerns outnumbering. Oh yeah you stand up I is always a girl they would live upstairs she was always assumed it was like three or four different ones are always real quirky you know weird man I weekends and stuff. You didn't. It was out of the wolf from us real cool it will just. A weird laid back real gold that. I'm even of the flag at one point and it was an actor. Is they don't have black bow on the front of the house like people do it there for blacks. This lacrosse balls autorad budge bullet holes and it. It was curtains as as a minor transgression will be shocked. So Bob is being shot plus yards ahead of flags class who's gonna do alana one weekend alana and Murray made at the time British roommate was drawn on liquor fat boy. Yeah and a look. Analysts are currently eight it was unidentified anonymous through my mind. Steele's days flag pin is all the neighbors complain about it mission about it because it's unsightly it'll. This is orders we didn't have been flagged down here is a story this is beautiful he's slim down now on you. When's it straight it's straight world lawyers are all Edgar lawyer oh Barrymore revenge issues. I'm writer of the confederate museum they do George now you have your own place. I eighty closed and has been okay and they just don't want to give tours of duty in an inherent aspects right. Ever. But it takes place don't destroy the flag but it just don't ticket total why don't pay down the speaks of Washington don't trash can. There NASA. In the backyard and decides to burn it. Ever show sends their favorite or hair has legs go back any girl have to back yard sand just got off certainly didn't comes home from the last. An odd couple days later he's like. Spend hours and applied you guys got a lot of black out odds don't. Meanwhile the backyards literally half burned up wood scraps of Hezbollah flag scattered about in the grass so much across her. So today in this thing and just one of those great great old roommate stories weren't any downs and you know your remains almost burned our house now. I have probably over now don't get it out. Yeah now what about the talent he has he drove home. In his Durango and and it's sure he'd get extra. Is there. In his marriage unless there and he went on a curve too hard headed straight and it bears that struck blazer and like you better illustrate how well shaped vehicle. Half in the middle yeah where's seminary and that now back in the days when we do what listen you know like. Steve good music while not stupid bids as Stephen Stephen music but we would play Mario cart on me and we are sent nationals sudden you've heard like some kind of what is yours and senior apartment. Mercy not ever and your city New York City he went over us based economy. I said that I heard it I was that mayor wasn't what if OM a moloch has been semi announcing her apartment. Us and you heard some going on the road. You walk out and then there. No idea that it is is there is now wasn't during Norway was TrailBlazer you think you guys who don't show should not use Camille is traveling like exactly. Please passive three days. God bless them and us. So amazingly outlawed away from it. Really those areas and I mean it's a kid's fourth errors as little investment. That was the best thing after. That there was restricted they exertion don't rubber Allison back in his car. He'd say he literally got the save a little crazy way and I was. Diligence into eleven Iran sail in the car for so I don't that's just so I saw the best product is that was Euro buildup. Yeah I think it was about two feet tall Obama won so why aren't out there and suction cup from hell not or not. We stuck in on the hood and trunk of his car and nine UN now rather that thing flopping mag abortionist you need to embryos Jeff's arm wrist. Big a there's really what we're amnesty billion leather bracelet that Steve did you know Steve and I I never had a roommate because. Quite honestly I I'm just too selfish. I mean that's the truth them at all probably ice. Didn't think he knew. I like I remember going to do first week senior week or whatever and I wanna say the guy's name. But here we got in nine hates him. And yeah we we went and north myrtle and care about him I don't you don't yeah yeah don't matter naming him let him. Artificially Saturday don't hate each other place or hate me or continue to not curious are were have so much Josh and legal assumed possibly. He should say in the united wrestling confederate currency Chris Hamrick. Came woken up Ollie should just hand shook my hand nines is standing there he knows sells non rotten one he would do you look at him and also nines is. A hammer don't shake my hand. And they made they made it it was nice Hong Vietnam and olive branch of hand that hammered the more you you might care mammals there. Oh yes I am of the currencies section was huge there was big do yeah. But with men the biggest problem we go neagle won the beast would somebody is. When we went to the grocery store wind up going to a what does it call AV. And Myrtle Beach goers historians think their names we've fallen there pills from three and six straight days. Notice I'm part Margaret are you sort of top Obama Mamas that a bomb bomb but he is not my body say ears are. I don't know somebody they dorm Arnold and AMP year's Sundance also really handy and Bieber also people say stuff like many cards for our call silence samarra is right here. He wrote a page. It's our lord of the wind did pick. Up stuff like that held. Our primary probably do it you can possibly limited. She went public Bob I'll lost his eyes and open wheel chair you don't probably would go ahead he had a flash. All of that bridge now and Anderson when their own train tracks and I Allah for he fell off the train to know if all the birdies on the train tracks he examined it strange human hand in hand. No he fell on his hit on a train tracks every so often bridge. Guys guys headlines exclusive. Yeah I had a family member die just like natural causes. Apple pretty much Africans have one free Tibet one fell off a bridge ever viewed as revolves around slid all the and I Dana. Though when banks funny and she passed Togo national prominence who's gonna ninety's now and lowered bad set a new McDonnell record on the other side man she's only who she's on the Davis now that's why now McDonald's and live past that. Every dollar rose. 983 years when she died in civilian purple and she is a snake. Source drugs as far as me grimace there. McDonald's may miss and senators wife and whether garnered her. Well I resent trip. They plan to raise his bag and a bottle but it was a itself. Holds the armor that's been orders autograph challenging drank your work in Intel and I. When we go to the beach and I know my friends we get it. Like AMP and we would massive progress trees which was stupid. So in the in the kitchen and their refrigerator and you know it be everything with the first toll to two shelves out do we do party dolls. Which are NFL so Wal-Mart from the party balls and nobody knows but it was these. Plaid literally plastic balls that were about EA big bats as a big beach ball suppose full beard had a tap on the then we we wish it to them whether it's. And guys went to take all this shelves out then all the other stuff in there yet to put your name on it per we're on their five days. In that sucker went in and drag on my daughter peppers every last one binge drink not party ball thing Gabi drunk and all mum on the doctor Pepper's. And he'd drop so I can say I am more drive down navy is more art ever is he drought. You know I never drag the anywhere I mean he does then. Well this that was adversely that was only two of us ended up being six to some guys that came at her hotel room. But then the other talent when it was twelve people in one room in double beds it's they say don't floor. I still do that can you do remember her being Leo. It's harder you're dormant you're gonna torrid time it was hard then though we had a body mind who was only seventeen at the Thomas fake IDC's 23 and still rent Clinton miss six years over so why did you just gets 41 what that loves to obvious. If I'm just now when I'm like charge you more and Big Brother to be suspicious plus. The way their place had roaches I don't think they're really searching in the paperwork too much on the I ain't. They care announcer is all brewers are spring break is to get room and via real horror former new rooms and your workers. Well and it shouldn't take care credits to destroy. The singular event though it was six guys six girls one round to double beds you take turns rotating ball matter how bad on an every night it was an orgy in just a sick it's nasty so happened the war our mayor imagine an eagle everybody stumbled back and I ran like 2 AM in this. You know shut the TV off then mails I need your zippers go and Jesse must make you dudes. Ha. Not the last is off. You're trying to solve these veterans are about golf I. Don't know the Dow dropped every once why do you think now that the. It doesn't hurt him there may. All are here hey I'll accept a million Sadie married aren't arrest. Can't imagine the smell that roll memorabilia dealer rather than lose a loser a terrible lunch now that's the thing is they all have pared an alias in the but the do not disturb sign on the door all week so it's never we all know. I know. I know identity sheets and then an inside out there were dirty your own ensign were on the outside saw several current and that's a strong and his ball was blown bulls out of the arrows left side America one couple went there was so much. Heat and humidity in their room that they went out on the balcony and did it went to bed sheet wrapped around them and I look left and goes to senator Bob and up and down the weirdest thing. You're always Asia regular appreciate it where Oregon from where Greg is usually use two or three days what nobody can lay never. You know only need to yell Majid we took our girlfriends when it's there whatever happens guarantee here and win here if they don't. That was the nasty things payments. Amended drug store down here's your girl down trolls will. Tell everybody went everybody. More of the things that girls welcome him. Those awful I don't ever recommend that. Jeff you have two roommates currently. Yes has that that's fine. Well mining influence he had in your store Clive and I haven't had many bull crap on since I'm the only pay about six. Six death he had he had the man can you get the ghost. Yes and this new I don't know about there weren't here in new one UN though love. Use the F Lawrence and there's five and then there's six or. Can't count for you said the man can you say it's murder goes there early. Romantic and goes to bugger the new guy and you said Judith sense are you said five. The correct meal my are so there's. How old Joe Millionaire and marriage never live live and any time. So we woods the new guns for you total has bred. He's pretty cold keeps to himself. Or remain so we are you read that yourself you ask your grandpa there's my mum all of those last year there was a remains. Jeff did you ever go back in limbo because jail after you it may be moved out and and you didn't work and move back and I did that after after college in my bag in my parents I had to for a little bit and I got back out. What he's doing so and so that's five. Count because they'll. Put the. But Amy 060 yeah she didn't I hey good. Or make you check up and over the years for summer is well thanks a lot and you have new privacy limited you know you want is you know you gonna remain. No barometer is just had more room nights and sexual partners go ahead of around yeah yeah I don't show there's turn to. It's an event. Who knows what she's ex member Jeff Wilson a spectacular no I actually did not at a distance there could be repeating whatever you know I have a good sort of invade and apple authorities are remembered counselor is what I've just let down to dinner and yeah. Each and centralize either rise guys morning show 93 point three the plan and the rocks. All right guys headlines with the age. And you're Beagle who are. Friend guys headlines lunch dinner and I palmetto state armory in one of Italy's 100 most dangerous criminals. This content and comes got treated to capture the Camara. Kingpin. And how to they do that all the pizza was his downfall. Authorities what country Italy Italy OK but mom's there ozone. Pizza was his downfall Elisa is silly guys. Authorities say 35 year old Robert so amend Jeanette now. It was arrested and is on Saturday night by a police officers disguised as pizza delivery man. You get on Branson's 2013 was listed as one of Italy's 100 man is dangerous criminals for crimes that included an alleged. 04 double murder. The started a bloody feud in the Camara mafia clan give her as a sort of. I ordered pizza and I'll do the good people and that people. And that and I saw two pizza delivery guys or more. I wouldn't I would be afraid to open the door there are kids brought it to people of course how they train home that W and anti terror. I never done them really everything it was yeah shocked you know has us on the list next I would imagine that. How they train them did they go and shadow of them this servers go to restaurants in February as a priest to a reader. He wouldn't make it went about one order. Then I I tried soon be a brief leads in regard to go home now you get a pay incentives he wants us left. And I try to do what you drop. I quit I tried to a year ago. A year ago. Try to apply the pizza and an easel and there are. That's what it is you know you you could have worked in four you delivered pizzas image gonna have a Haskell DePalma you've missed out. Can I let her face and guess. Yeah his biggest I don't and I can GTV's home. It's tough I and at pizza delivered to their own house before and I think knocked on the endurance and answer pacing Aaron answers and Norton there grinning and Iran is a different surveys that show and I would expect and it. Just paid farming center yet Baylor credit card shops and the costs. Yeah bill. Are you certainly appears that do. Family ended cheese staff cross a little Caesars. And I think important too much too much trust. I am way too much credit Apple's okay yemenis. Arc bigger from the most. It's not worth the ten dollars and really get too large hips. I think people don't want him to national when he is definitely sick or at least to even after bats. Kitty invasion of Mormon and you can't or don't you can I could but I don't. Don't miss it broke me down there he's there has cheated. This or to Canada from Estonia knowing when you have little murky. And comer if you Kyle. Think it is different honesty is a photo memories for. Tony four year old Kelsey Mac Murti and Nashville Tennessee and went sister club last week tarnish him for a big job. Move over the map wow. It's good. Yeah I'm city businessman into red tail they only problem is she left her fourteen month old baby in the car. In taker and grandkids staying out here on out. They it's just a brother nineteen year old friends summer with service summer response to stay in the car march the baby but things didn't happen that way Summers yesterday and am now has to do there teaspoons. Ever miss I think it's a sect kids. Senator I know that she wanted to go and the idea of this unfortunately. That meant the baby's birth at a west to 7 o'clock hour and it was 72 degrees out sign over a hundred in the car and the baby was wearing attendants and ended walked by about a after an hour later and saw the baby's wedding in the car so they comic comes in and they got there they're able to rescue the baby and fortunately she was okay and but Kelsey and summer were arrested for child neglect. Tells serves cystic the baby and I don't know if she got the job. Mastering the mug shot right now the oil on the left as well on vision for mr. for Joe Horn who is the mother and he has two solid white trash Charlotte Johansson. Oh my god. You know really. It's Al islam's history of this should be heard him the hood meadows and Jacko I don't read her that Lewis Carroll editor Brittany Murphy were bored now. Wasn't this solved then the child and called 911 was it one of the other dancers was. Enormous debts hit hit it didn't say thank goodness. He nor I nor my best kill her own five. 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I asked if you don't wanna guess he's trying to count on Saturday and a ten theaters now and I know I still. I'd like to see them I mean once as well be that. One of the big things are gonna do besides texting was there and change the foods are no more like just not chosen popcorn. It's a movie theater. They're trades or restaurants yeah there's also things called cargo shorts you know film up. I can remember going as a kid going to see Forrest Gump went pockets full of fruit grow up six want to help the American sound man. I don't anticipate it all over the seats I thought that was a bad idea is people and Massey. We have. Don't eat food regardless of that matters they saw him but what bush food but they sell for much when heels or millenniums this page and say to entice them and kind of the theaters. I don't know man so it gives me when I go to the movies there's a crowded movie. In a more annoying that for people who play or there's no bonus is that it is to Los Angeles 200 people crushed popcorn in unison over the sound of the movie. Or everybody Schoen and Bradley Coopers and stuff clinical and all plastic. Yeah it's allowed as how all aluminum only theater there's all of this is crunchy food like nachos and popcorn Eden chocolate would not sit and urge. They're under the trends are reversed early got a unwrapped it made much noise during an act. Now why can't think tamales candy wrappers and error silence it is easy likes she is here because it silent eat sushi I know sounds a lot finish in the movie theater even more restaurant. The awful offense is my how my popcorn doesn't Hans allies that does not send him a biter I usually just turn into Iraq and a pop corn soup and easy to withstand any bonus to all of the data. 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I can't tell me nor Zanetti Judy ever gotten worse worse the picture of me as everybody sauber were transported to the Valero is gonna come I don't know. I don't know if there's also picture pages Todd takes on there soon gonna see those. Figure to ever made that face the pain that we needed and instead ran smack Chad. I'm only son and that one come. And I did that say who's a member profiles do. Tomorrow is Tuesday we're gonna have tickets to giveaway to the Big Easy match race. Which we have a pair of rye man at all. Lives tears no more. Don't know but there are a year. What is Jeff do all the way to rational. Talk about that is more and we've got some moves real stuff Cabrera to actually answer that Carolina biblical text like 7341072341. They even manager her graduate. JetBlue is real stuff is now prohibited eighteen states there anyway that to you today's podcast thumbs up. Our newsroom noticed. The rise guys dot com iTunes Xbox Live bridges takes podcast is 72341. 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