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By the way. Thanks to everybody. I tell you one thing about I know that a lot of meat just listened for an entertainment value on a lot of he'd just listen. To nitpick everything we say in the end you know being mean but also some stuff. Some of these shows concern. About us as human beings. I show a lot more than I would even ever imagined really. You know like Gary you said for everybody to each waited for everybody remind you tell your mom happy birthday and for some reason I'm tagged on some home public domain and I know there's that and then the other day in my whole post office saying an innocent people are reminding me that I gonna take the kids to the dentist today and there who are really added O Matthew on Sanchez has more. I just added Jerry Lewis you you heard rumors that adds slide or more as an I heard from front I follow everybody back Piaf means I'm mark that stray dog that she said one time. I won't I would just follow you. Com a bunch stuff about solid me at a Massey probably just as many that followed you as number nine DRG does it I believe from DRG. Spelled out in the in the pits and he urged. You have seen some funny stuff from there make his credit he got those students together. Yeah redneck beer in the storage tape jobs are part of our new man I didn't see any videos and I've heard you all this now been Jimmy guy yelled yeah all my needs some kind of sub show this show because you all comment on this show is hilarious and plus food they're very does that he would pleasure it's. I'm good you know do we have a channel we to put people all. Now I'm not ship. You can make things in the works they're urging network Arizona's mark Davies an Xbox or watch it now. Thumb based Vietnamese testers say in this it's semi people and apparently there are medicines that you can take specifically for. Allergic nature to pets and as you know the whole thing about my cat. Miss Piggy. I do I like the cat I don't know that I can say that I love her yet. I know I don't know that I can say that I love her yet it's just also bad the other day because. Casey's dad they have two dogs you have. Paulus is named Lou we. Hockey thing the other don't think he's can be pinned to hear rumors and what are or is literally. Like Jack Russell Terrier gone loony. Still the no name call all can't remember all of a cocker spaniel I think I care member's name buzz don't anger here but nobody's here. Bailey they're gonna at a town and they ask Katie if we would watched Nadal looks. I will watch one of want some anyway campaign and it was. It was it was very hard to deal with when the cat with three kids and when did all he knows a barking dog and a market auction around. So there are out of town and they asked us if we would keep both of in this type. Oh boy I got Torres said I love you yeah you're Bure daddy. Buddy is like a second dad and in my daddy's going to be would Jesus he's like he's my father figure I I love that man and I was like. What's Helen just asked so and so and if they can't then we will let truthfully. Because cow though there are boy he he. Because of the dog he gets almost stop duck and everything kind of the way I do with a cat can. I actually used tire borrow now when I get in the truck to leave period after what tiger balm on the bridge among those and then my oh my temples because I know I'm proactive. Prior to getting home. And all that cat whatever it is dander is. There is any of those isn't new standard is that we're dander rough comes from here is it for real now OK also smarter brown and have to little. Rates higher tape cat and the most of the Dennis wait a minute door to the kids to the vet are my taken the ball to the Venice. Our thoughts trials. Regardless I'm guessing infection an ear. I MO and all the anyway that the point of the story is all these folks are are telling me different medicines and different home remedies that can help with my sinus issues because of Miss Piggy our cat and sapphire. I tried I tried to pay homage to dusty roads dynamic has sapphire McDade in distant last. Well I went to Katie announced dismiss pay he concedes she said. Much you should be the day there is going to be better or more later in life Rivera when he chased me groan when they're promised him in Kenderick Allen collateral people can't. How low well Tony it is I mean it does that's in my milk especially assumes norms cheese wilted when they get. Grown in the bigger ball will stop the clock in his arsenal needed councilor candidate but he can't he can just be a dictator the house namely Katsav fired as you I get done I mean it's all like democracy democratic process there's been done democratically isn't democracy should vote on it and slightly beginning committee has to disarm a man. I'm on now urgently shortcuts themselves now I know I know but. I like Al I ate lightly cat I'm not act. You know we're talking earlier about being able to flax a latent renovated your your significant other how you know I've done that forever with the cat so that's kind of a different thing they look at those like to treat while she does and asked me. Should we had to do is add back change your food and now our darts are just really balanced terrible cancer but don't get any caddies. Have those CD because she'll go in there and she'll put her art front legs into the Marlins litter box. Issue like some scratches at ramming gets the perfect area for her to take her down. And then she gets full all man what are four legs and then takes her dolphin named which he gets out she puts two legs out you don't know he told he would a litter box. In the cheap covers it up. They're so meticulous about that men. Sit titillate yourself constantly you know what's he's not sleeping or eating cheese which I'll make it notes have curtailed acts like the cat. Shall occur Paul and then almost like she's combing your hair no she blitzer Paul and then rubs the tougher hits and a guy who falls into I know. You don't particles all her body better moves through and can help there I still. Every semi Ed sitting there rubbing her ice I have to immediately go wash my hands as a month and get her due to a knee room. Ranariddh and ordered him involved and around siren where linemen remarks or else. Well it's funny that you mention that because as I was scrolling through. And mr. Graham the other day I saw a German shepherd and East Coast when you go there mr. Graham you just you look at the pictures not so much who posted it or whatever. So I see a German shepherd is like unless India and has escrow trust what I meant. Nodding your. It was like game yet. In man in man my thoughts went further I was like. My cats got a chip inner era cash try to potato chips you're set on something and when I rescued her away from us arbor humane society they saved by the way she's got the chip thinner. Education gets lost you know blah blah blah and at the Thomas like GE how dare you give my cat marking the days when I'm asking me where and how they kind of family her opinion as Martin brings both Arnold through that in the growth from chipped well I thought I was like. You know we find my phone didn't find my cat into that kind of thing but prior to that. You've seen my cat Bryant didn't Miss Piggy she's grey and black wind carried traditional. A very traditional coat and stripes right now. I selected the cat did run away or whatever you know escape from from Carolina and drives her nuts I feel like. If there was no chip if there is so if I went to the humane society looking for my cat. I'm not quite sure I could say it was my cat his own cats lookalike. If they have the same color pattern. It would lead so that it only just figure out was. I mean purebred dogs kennel like that do your early years only right because if I wound up having to go digging out of a lineup the German shepherds can't win the thing that would give it away the most is that when she came runup to me and Myanmar at all. Right but my cat does that cats don't wanna tell you now neighbor collects for making you know. Didn't mind does anyone entering the pin and this is why you have to shave your initials in the cast is that Juan. You've learned to or something duration or you replaced whoever free food is norm doing. Also I thought about it I said without that ship. I shouldn't go how many times do you think people went to shelters are. Lost and found I don't know lost and found its is that right lost smoltz and fountains lost since brown all right it's. Lost and found we lost and found no it's lost and found me frozen solid round want to harm could be lost and finds. And losses in Florence Vega great. If how many times you think people sit we have that's my cat and you take it home and then you realize holy crap this wasn't our cat and looks just like our campus Harry had been their movies all the players are robbing the Valero kids not just changing the other ones they're also Derek with cats and dogs especially in the ensuing black moon Angelina Jolie and proves he's a white lady special and I can tap manner you know well your house can there's only a couple kind of cat and I hope I'm not be in racist by saying this targets in this case. Ped test. But all cats look alike. If they're attacked we can hear that orange yellow looking color they get the same pattern. They look and yeah the same the same thing would mind who was black and gray with the same pattern they all look alike or is it also means Cazalot. Well I think you wouldn't notice then the head to heads it's I would be happy I. Army's Persian and Himalayan all those mission cats who munchkin guests are the same to. Little. Cash on Siemens it can look at the singer barometer is the most content. Massive bank cat would dwarf what's his name course. Sorry it's not hard for under cash purpose portfolio Garza let's look heroic guys that he has another kid who looks like the cat from pet cemetery. And there's a budget casual way bigger than it was smoky gray catcher huge they're all big leg man don't just like gore for bread symmetry of it. You've got less a year catalyst for Kenya had a cat page ever care Ryan didn't wasn't meant. Flew the other stories I was a boy in the interest and our girl has started to catch them next kind of like yeah that she felt great. A she's old mig cascade great effect of she's currencies amnesty world out OK so do you think that if your cat. You know Amy had to get to the losses and finds and an error shelter or something to find her do you think you could unequivocally say that's my cat yes howl because she would be the one that they are gonna get rid of Casey's bag this is at stake this front this method. It's very normal and if there's armor humane society they had a three legged cat there legit and it was black. You know. And now that I think to actually got the three legged cat that would be so called them a thrilling event and well radios or were. The car is you know why. There it will have. It is it's an armor jurors and all drop our rules miss one again and again but is that thing yet how she's not a good pit. And dude I don't. Mindset now I should've gotten a three legged cat I would definitely have known if it was her she got lost Euro and pound and what she was black mask like galaxy bowl. They're the only had like people now why used to waited over there I can't black cat knees and they're very sweet. Three legged cats are black cat but now it's your cat Niemi our incident is one. She she sounds like she might have a screw loose when she knew analysts are. Laughter on tape sometime assigned. See the aunt tells us a million. No I sit there knife on her return you're bringing our Blair the calendar I know she loves Kennedy second GH casts she hates them anymore. While he didn't ours is now finally come to terms with the let them keep academy on movement and more like look at. Both themselves and plus now I saw did this thing the other day about your eagle meal hall hawks. Shah. Legit thing now bad serve really telling people bet if you had a pet outside under twelve pounds watch it like a hole. Oh is that we're back from summer we're great eyesight and actually. They saved it hawks are like for some reason going nuts these days is planning eat their ancient times is what it is. They are slowed him down picking up pat Sele way less than twelve pounds. That saline legit not a bull crap faced a Maine it's real may be Kansas thanks carrying around our rafts or something and it's that's under the with the ecology that of the food chain got two votes. There are prey to a halt a little animals what they eat. Look I don't care about their religious status aren't as safe and there's an app after app you gotta watch your pets and now there. But it's not it is I don't know how much Marquette ways I think she's probably more than twelve pounds now Britney well. See she was born in June so that means how old is she not months. Brotherly broker there. How much you think she weighs I don't Romero hasn't learned she's she's long long now all. Short strong Danny has some friction more than a panda (%expletive) rail. So what at 1010 town and I can't waste five I don't ever gonna Hershey store I don't know what a ten pound how much is that way at ten pound bag of sugar. Some towns are there will be seven next week and she's fifteen pounds yeah. Or you can't carry around the first or not a little small mean all the probably still cast you streaks are going outside so tomorrow I'm gonna have to put her in the the gimmick to take into the baton because she literally she's a vampire cat she freaks out at that saw the side of sunshine band aid gets places hard I know the other day you really need to get his day his cab rides with him on his shoulders like a free compare like how I'd love that. A really good there can't take it back anywhere in the truck and add that that's. As one thing I don't like I wanted a little dull that I can take everywhere. Why are they don't take everywhere. Cousin hair and stuff I have and those carry all things we can take the island she only weighs five counts issued behalf but he countered her nibbles. I can undermine the other day and our minds are but the cats I still have to let the cat has six. Checkered a car we we taker for awhile you just let the dollar excuse me don't want to hammer feel unleashed. No iron military health hate me treats scarier I don't regret not. Point he's learned K then take grabs Isiah Illinois can't I don't understand seeking out became. She would be coyote food or dog food if she gets out cheeses in the man condominiums as an enemy coyote food you never now yes I'd like to grant him his hair everywhere iron out. I think everybody would close those are the closest is. Use claims patent citizens of the restaurants. Local shelters most of match Google's. Yeah yeah they don't cross the that was a thing has said last week is that some cats have four dimples others had made sometimes an uneven numbers and sometimes even in the later they don't have matching dimples you know rumors earlier mentioned number's been down. But I I just thought as you know what silver lining in that ship really makes her identifiable because so many people probably went into shelters are. Losses and fines and then instead all that's heard that's my mini. Earl. And its nine. That advance Meyer is feline beyond aha. That terror is there as being Katie Holmes I think so I think that's Katie Holmes. Kenny Rogers that terror now can you don't have pressure mounted on the future. So we're right there again move cats especially exert that you know the personality and those cats is. Pretty similar all the cats and look to. He can't find the exact cat you can find another way they don't know him. That's tough fair to do the kids I had mod my daddy did that would go fish went on and it may really once I found out. Later it really pissed me off as I was asleep and her mom and I got up appear something we're in the poll males in the house is tiny and I heard him talking about. Taylor I think the fish is dead again as in he said we mean dad again simply can't replace this with two ice storm in the living room as I what do you mean I didn't. Massey that that. I think the name of Abraham like a different strokes Gary Coleman did massive we mean these Matthew Abraham guy that's Abraham to. The Simpsons formula for men and animals bought. Parents has little helper guys you assume produced the balls are huge horrible truth uncool for the kids that not everything this article did you measure these kids feel deaths are reported for many of course really is better if you replace an advocate what what does the kid you know census. Yes you know it did you cat dies or runs away and they get a different cat in in the kids what if they finally figure out that that's not Kennelly Portman. Mineral if they figure well. CNN's Robin Ventura solid time as we spent Summers here in South Carolina. And nobody contacting her little different and maybe it was a different on different cat is different bird and her rabbit. That's a time when you can I just tell the kids you know hey you grandma and grandpa are part and I send. This is how we tell you about life and death here. Might win over a whisker died it was because she you know ran out for an ML truckers are present I've heard we were tremendously Kennelly. Why now where it was when he sent. A whisker he said the alert. Kelli for barely Coronado does Kelly well. Now using a sleaze Weatherspoon oh sorry I was and I'm sorry. The thing about bill if it is this news tabloid wrestling name. Yeah we can't fit well listen to news just don't switch from around I mean if Patsy Cline dies you just tell the kids. They can't think on if you ever here in front of Reeves the other way and Murray did you say Baath cliche. Bob please fleet Jeff hardy and that's clever that's almost as good as cabinets are good. Please call us is Carlos. Aren't well if that happens to you just make sure that it is your cat and I suggest the of no matter how Aso met mark of the beast I would suggest that the the this chip I mean it's a good thing I would suggest you take it in the van let them do it the only reason they have. At home kid at Dollar General I don't think it works. And then maybe if something happens to Cindy Crawford then you can now. I'm sorry you are now Israeli terror and a prime time can be careful you take good care of low loader for. Ask it to us into this we might have already exhausted although I know he's married all right now we'll take a break we'll come back and all poultry have burned here will help us win the new front after this whole past. Jokes. I rescue has morning you know like 300. Right guys headlines with the age and you're beatle who. Right guys has not. And I've come met Tuesday armories. Still only on their reality show stars who is really 33 year old Austin green Russell. Is being held a late Wednesday and law. Vegas in the jails. Following his arrest on felony weapon and drug charges this is what we know now. Authorities say internally was taken into custody when officers serving a search warrant and any sexual assault investigation. And found some math. Marijuana and at least one gun at a southwest Las Vegas home. A department spokesman says that part of the investigation stemmed from a recent complaint by a woman and it's continuing. He wasn't booked on a sex crime allegations. Is being held pending an initial court appearance on. Nineteen drug possession charges. And one weapon charge that's according to feet. Clark county detention center records his bail was set at 62000. Dollars. May end. A day and they get a comment from anybody a leg the pawnshop for Obama. I USA today's reporting that a man who answered the phone and. There is Immersion and does have a buddy does and I'll get him down here. Since some snow. A voice Felton my voicemail message was not returned when they called and it's not clear if he has any representation. Like a lawyer in the slammer public defender says no statement has been made from. Town lean. It's a year or save as bad at the beginning. I did delay you know invest as strongly. He's dead drug governor and a spokesman for the Haney network and the History Channel decline. Any comment. Don't buy your college. Things about this. But season. Isn't there some kind of now. Differentiation between possession. Like Israel like possession at republic with a teaming. Up all whatever losing your councils protected by some degree. This is different marijuana and house are. Assault assault cops say you are constantly like. Our man is either I'm sure state by state thing you can either have it somewhere you couldn't have a publicly with the intent to distribute. There are meaningless since they also like daggers different crimes different places in your also protected to some extent by the Fourth Amendment nine pars and reasonable unlawful search and see journal. You don't ever pull cavities searched. And sovereign now he likes that actually have any pain smaller engine. Since they view those toothless one that's weird it's weird. But I mean is my shot that do zone I mean they basically make him sound like he's like shaggy from Scooby Doo and then talks and that's kind of care trees animal dopey dude don't you love when you know. Expensive NEC's there. So this is so popular. Should I still watch it just because. I mean I enjoy that crap not did a drama part you know I watch because I like. Collectibles and I can and stuff they can find knowing. You know and that is items that you wished that you would have capped those that that's what's fun to watch right now kind of lucky cat in the. Elizabeth those lost in in do you set ups all. Here's Anderson Cooper. This may taser they don't care Damon yeah he's limited or we can. He's out there are Patrick Swayze yeah Michael kitten more than two might alienate me I don't know for sure it might be get Bernie guess what I can't Williams out back. Having now that's a sad isn't any good or not funny I thought about Cat Stevens. And I don't ask grenadiers yeah. That's strength Leon say no we don't matter because they lose buzz soldier and focused and puzzled Souza Cruz your email address and think mr. Her effect out of Dallas or like Lauren are Rourke on Twitter family Lincoln's and yeah yeah. 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So under thing that has speakers and it so we can hear you say things in the room meandering through RCA commercial during the Super Bowls are yet NN aged son different in sports scores it can bring them whether it can bring up anything that you talk about by your voice activation. But what I think in this isn't my house floor as when ad buyer language. Ask column and your house you have the black panther show up out front and I'm. Talked entered into my phone and Canada am on apple the one click shopping and I'll leave task any easier to give them money. Well also. Not to be all a weird bad. How do we know that the NSA is companies out. And knew this wasn't an alleged and nuns in a minute he's you'd just be sitting there having dinner whatever changes. Haven't had our conversation with the you know your loved one or whatever and next thing you know. They are you know your cat's name is the great cats speak parent. I look do you meant I had more of these in my house for well. I was at around aren't my cat is Chinese Communist launcher and now yes on London's and they heard this state deserves a knock on the door well. You have to watch out for things like that yeah. Dude all. Since they've at a local searches for me help. Kindle ebooks. Google calendar lined sports scores traffic reports Amazon like you can buy things up animals on recent interest in ninety. We need to go visit this I think one click on a follow you might even say it any easier this is easiest possible taking ER I mean as we know. You're in the house mr. Harris and her team and changing the litter box of Fidel Castro that's how I was senate calls. CL AWS system calls judges most judges. No no because I think Claudia Schiffer Zurich I thought I didn't I. No Lucy and twister but lawyer sat there are no I never put your mom's here who's across cuts as in home or person. Shut off. 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So the girl is from Haiti an apparent randomness in the process of abducting a girl and couldn't wait. You're from Haiti are you a hater. Our. Greatest nation writes us this. Net come home. She flew from Haiti to answer this simple. Brand kit all of us jubilant about a problem. She didn't want the red tape and besides just in sticker on the bag down well that's it's awful. Lot of break him better city better. Shandi are out hey guys that are original SNL. It's. As a license illness dissident answering thanks and literally are harder to catch pretty forgiveness can do that so keep on Google likely face and jail time. It hit with a fine caring and the town on the plane now. Well. I mean look what we're that my best no big deal but if there had been an animal in there like seriously let people are free delegate better than Paul McCartney people lost their mind I'm. And I'm if it would have been an exotic cat might now. And Thurman. And organized this is saying and in reference to that. Excerpt her something entertainment. Honestly nicer person when Clinton keep pounding jail and on Twitter has not been is Missouri or I mean where around here were patriotic people in I'll. Like my cat. Paul Revere. I'm not a class and I sucked in there and rattled if you go to them I'm Martin Matt now with the fact that hey. I appreciate it and Kate Snow is your eyes guys handshakes for. Those guys until. 330. It's leaks at this is the rise guys morning show 93 criteria the planet just rocks and has given rise guys morning during the morning team. I'm 52. Fat. By the way and went to take away is just now on to more Paulson. Ernest Hemingway's. Per Ernest Hemingway and also you know everyone's while an aggravating catch you might get a Henry Kissinger and well as scary like that on some drew there's. This season but now it's mind asp dot outfits Darryl. It's like your strategy now all of your crime cats yeah. Stop that was OK I liked Alan would you let me it would Jake said Jerry Lee Lewis. Oh yeah I'll immediately runs thanks. I'll look there's dale bird heart yeah. Kimberly there's got to be a cat around your name that everybody has turned her name off ice look at the reverend Rowan Blanchard cattle it's there's. Kelly is two thirds innings he Sean calls van dam Austin. Keira cat late then yeah I think it's rather than Lionel is she. Mean Gina and for Reynolds I don't get it. And yeah. Anyway keep that going hash tag funny cat named small price revisit that's markers and he laughed and also tomorrow we wore let me Warner today but tomorrow will definitely find out. This feature a gentle as male as far as this show here goes on every word of mouth but no worry no worry. Having everything will be fine. In fact today when I am I sitting at home. Feeding my cat Percy Sledge. I will I'll say a prayer thank you. Well now there maybe one that says senator Percy Sledge to really fear that they say and then they eat me out of the south Jimmy art. Our. President got lawyers on this man's version now me and that's good group that's good city and obviously. Yeah countless orders and manager of cancer does. Com so we'll find out all that morning's commute Friday showed all of us can be fun most is someone in right now challenge. The idea of Zocor is. No but there are a year. What time is Jeff Lewis mills meeting today. To extend the time of Jeff Lewis meals meeting today after the show of unity to extend the time to 7341. That's even. Right Carolina baby milk Tex lines Cessna 2341. Many are correct answer wins. To get today's podcast without commercials known music all unedited go to the rise guys dot com iTunes slacker radio Xbox Live or just tax podcasts is 72341. Peja in ninety minute nonstop rob blocked that way tomorrow morning 5 AM we'll go live at six. 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