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It's. And I'm thinking 3.3 complaining. I mean. You know if you. Yeah. Okay. Okay. It is good. If Iran marks it is good. Oh yeah it's only mom always. Happy Tuesday evening everybody. Archives and history. I there's certain third third drew whose very voice like that referred. He knew that if they don't now this young. There route was going right for resources money forum Beatles they do it then. This young case telling me home I think this you washed across the universe and thought it was a rubber for swimmer are. Console is. On the moon our sentencing and who was attacked is still won't listen to nose and this is from the soundtrack to be great movie Pleasantville. Winner is a great movie I love that movie the day double entendre and movies also beaten. Not big he's gonna change mock. Learn your own. Yes then net then why thousand dollars can change it tabloid tellem that that keyword once again to text to 72881. The nature. Any to your. Nature. What I try poignant thousand dollars to entail is back as we said earlier than four times a day 7-Eleven two and five. Restaurants restaurant through Favre got three more chances today if you don't win right now. Yeah 7-Eleven two and five when you asked a thousand bucks with a Louis in your favor that that number there he would. It's time to take care some personal business are mr. Sharon burn victims. Weeks here. You know woods anywhere is a big month for birthdays in my house early isn't it I am glad we will keep a handle and play around with somebody here. Jack for an amino wagering in this flip it everywhere trying to. Now here we go. He sucks I just. Saw the GE's bid lore. Bravo. Exit lines scratchy in but not heard room. Under control I don't have any. And tell me but I guess there were Marie. They have. Aaron in morning. Or is this is this my daughter grace. Is this my teenage daughter grace. Period. The birth. All we're on the radio. Oh you listen. Yeah a via odds alone. They may. That's and I. My child has to be the only one that was pissed off at school was closed today because she was so excited about going to. School owner birthday it's exciting day I know she had her outfit pig out you know we went on a little shopping spree on what was it Saturday. It and Clinton blood all my money may not blooded as she you know spend it well room. When did some shopping and share outfit take that out and in yesterday and I attacks he said no school tomorrow mansion so angry. So angry so you know what this means now grace are you can get a job here as soon as I. RO. Lower. Really it's not an expert on photo I now you're like such that your live anti job right now so weird. EU wanted to go to school and you wanna work. Thirteen years old boy that's that's a tough we're not there evenly. In all of this goes down from here in downhill he really does doesn't he get so hard. She asked me get a she says is it really about hard to not live with the pair's us yes. It's very hard to elderly be cared for their very parents are. Well that's a great voice. That's all right Wendy she's living in the lap of luxury and I grace. Answer I received frat boy visibly disagree with what's spent on trying to go through the do you it's now you're officially a teenager my lord. These feel any different UA got this morning and say all I'm a teenager this is all that I feel different. Are now let's get you shouldn't. Number just in numbers gradual. And now. Oh man what do I say added then I am getting old. Yeah. Just straight birdies are I am I mean hidden forty was one thing but it would then know what four months I get them mad that daddy of the teenagers. You've taken mail and well. Yeah why why's why's that I don't know too well no argument. It's one of those things. Comments posted the old. Well listen I tell you all the time that I love you so much and I made sure I was talking her time when she did not. But I am. That I love you and all my heart. Are you promised the united crossing your fingers or your toes or anything you say that Iraq. And I give an air quotes when you sang oh I'm well. We. Had always been the easiest but we've though he's hung in there together and and will continue to do that you're. You're my human baby girl I don't care how old you get it you'll always be my baby. Or I mean easier Mimi wanted to come in for your birthday Mimi tell I I tell grace had a birthday. I hear me now. What are you. Six through hey. She's she's heard that before but Aaron is confused and I think this bowl. Had then it's. This Monica wants to tell you good vibe before we get you never missed moniker right. There you got to have him back here and act. It's this Monica. Well listen to have a life you. We know go have a big big lunch today and and celebrate the fact that. And I'm not making this about me let's be honest here it is time father of a teenager now holy crap. Promise me you know let me give me tough times C here in the future. And hope for other loans tied to. Bad luck he says so much and I'm glad that I have had a job that I can do some like this really means a lot to me in and I love you. Erica died and today. That now they are back. Wow man this guy starts today. Did to me as any I agency regardless who just talking tour and then there's got a picture ever on my screen now on the Psycho man. And you don't want and it doesn't look good. I screwed used tabloid. Access to jail mail is not you. Can't listen to it miles underneath. I can tell you. It awkward man wouldn't the baby girl phones. Don't man on. That's your job exported there's still oil was man. Has tell you it's like thirteen years more men. Allen does like Aaron when she was when she was a baby Alice's. I cannot wait I can have a conversation with him and I didn't set the car like you know you send and he talked to were. As it was who has it may be in the car seat and everything and then you'd be like man I can't wait I have a conversation with her and we can just talk about everything you know. I can tell and flip somebody else forming traffic and she would do that and just. Man. You know we had another year shall be as old as I was when we met for the first time a well. Grace don't ever a car with a stranger like nine days. Please don't do that you lose your fourteen don't you ever get your car with a strange voice for your romantic girl in lines. That's mind blowing. That that is crazy do you think any years you don't need the same age. And isn't in the songs you as part of my brain wanna remakes and say enough. It makes it easier to listen to action. Well guys sol man. It's the boy lives is this something else in the there is something else they say oh a year a year eighteen you're an adult bull crap you've become an adult when you have a child that's when I totally matured. He's good that a couple more years to tell you don't worry I don't Obama car you know right. I think yeah evil laugh all day for that one. I tell you man eats eat it it's so weird because you sit there and say you know what I'm going to be a good dad. I'm gonna lose teacher every saying anything you can do everything he can do all this saying you can teacher right from wrong and so far so good she's been a great challenges and a pleasure. But boy EG can only do so much new and then took. And it back in that movie Clinton would Adam Sandler what a depressing movie. Many sensed a I think about that sometimes yeah I think about like boy you literally will blink and there are going to be thirteen years old and that's this number atoms are America's yours way pairings there there don't go to beyond. Bed, Bath & Beyond Bryant stay away from Christopher Walken. Spent. I really am I'm very blessed to have such. Awesome family and god got three kids and had African gray why I've got my. My child living in my home was me me you know I mean it wasn't right at the beginning now a lot of people can't say there you don't mandate that was a little bit of a struggle. And does say to getter in our home in and she's here and and I'm just so glad that. But one hand say I had got a job working in you know. Do you have their little more than a lot of parents but managed to man never get a tech school. Yeah it's a trade off but he can't take him in the morn but you might get. More time of them overall don't want other people do. Can get to get all those daddy daughter breakfast is because of had to come in in and do this job. We're usually Amanda you got to look at it both ways you can't take away the school but most people who didn't take him to school can't go pick him up from school. The strike you know you go from off from school so you don't get a million a long and really haven't heard about from school to have your moment doesn't merit I gonna come and magazine he got to take a drop. Mall somewhere you know now you'll you'll want only to see him Armisen. As done much I don't know incidents that an effort. But anyway. On the father but thirteen year old now in this song. At this Bob do proposals. Carl off chilled by people under gentleness and that he and he should have done this for your kids himself. I hope he does yeah. Her if you look when you declares. And man they may they every time. It gets me every time I am and I'm very very blessed and very blessed to have such good kids good family lives in. And the job where I can be with a lot more than a guy here's something to say I don't get off till 8:9 o'clock and nine guy man. I hate it for you still feel old. Yeah aren't pro Russian dash out man. Parent to anyway so much his birthday his. And in my movie officially it is an another Little League coming in June and then I'll have another teenager and other Q yeah. No us I don't know and I looked at Morgan good I had to listen to bring me back right after this. Each and centralize your rise guys morning show 93 point freedom plan it. The Bronx. You know. UA you know founding. He really does. Dry and fast you are. Need yeah you can. Well yes and no so game. You're going and zags did yeah a lot of crazies your a game. West Murrow men churchgoers and. Yeah. How well harmonized well. We think the resilient people all this so why do you think there's stretch now they're diaphragm go when their whole knows a guy hates fags signs way of financing through. You need more time to harmony on the Italian here. Her guy and that's you know. Need. Well you're sick and knows the game a year ago and zags soon yeah a lot of crazies your a game. Get all mad Diana Ross and some brains. In out happen. Ever protests around your emblem since increased during the same crazy train and now late are down eight years. Our cinemanow free bird I think they're pretty much done now right yeah. I don't do much at all anymore anger Mercer and while this that don't land aren't they Fred Dodd. Thanks so he was the the archbishop. Of that hateful group. Com yes you heard it aired it's time for aid brand do believe show. That of course is where we take different segments from this show and others in at a simple believed to make changes sound. Very vulgar which generally speaking that was not the intent of said conversation. Well so we'll take some songs soon. And did the same thing when them. I mean charges songs this week this song. I hear in my house probably once a day and keep in my mind in the gutter has always that was the inspiration for this first song. I mean no one else I think songs. And a lot of parents out there and even. Dozen buses and kids at the eighties in some of the ninety's. We'll certainly identify with this one from current. Are. You already know. There. It's. The great players they're now. You never watch in the same way game. Yeah. Let's. Event sure in our mind Netflix or cameras are radio it's crime because it should be somewhere to watch but hey I hear it in though in the living room all the time and and I just to send the kids are watching Doug tales but it's a thing on the Disney Channel where they they do electable vignette they played the theme song but they're showing. Ducks realize Doug's. Dressed up like a dog tails it's just a one minute thing addressed that are scourge why Rihanna and strikes version of playing the launch pad he may be shown at what rowboat out. The idea partly via power and are wearing don't count secular and can't die Aquila. It's a load the American yeah as the good old days. I am more and other Arab League shows song coming here at the end also inspired by my kids. This first one knows from the show. The question here is what is nine battling it jets head my. I 79 in jest is now between the wall of balloons this is the power wall. It is one who pain and that was that was literally inches above. Literally about his problems and it is a very dull. And your pocket Mac thank you wanna tribal. It was out how another mess another miss. Another balloon falls down because just they head to a guy from the hey all right senator Jim that's seventeen. Assembly Nvidia is the back in my hands thicker than kicked. I just that's my best sign action. My hand that was right above the shoulder again clothes. Gift is loaded come out every time doesn't. He's our viewers and the 35. Big numbers it would who who else close to the Italian bomb Jessie united McKee she correct. The engine. Are in the power ball power wall rumors throwing dart suggests. He was surrounded by a balloons would numbers and so you know anyone in your Fazio haven't towards cynicism fortunate I'm instant. Ideas there really is you should live blamed admiral good. Arrived. I'm materially. Pay to get ready my page had a noose. Story headlined story about a neighbor ended chicken. Well lastly a guy stabbed his neighbor with a pitchfork for his chicken. 53 year old Tyrone garner Evelyn Linkedin miss Michigan it was in some chicken a few. It's a few years ago and walked away for a few minutes when he got back. One piece of chicken was missing Tyrone was pretty sure than his neighbor had their grandkids sport. And went over to the guys have him with that yeah I was hurt but he I don't I don't got out of out. The cops finally found them and arrested him back in October. 2. Well it's certainly ten that's what I have seen in seven the most. Is Israelis bash Susan Page four. Here we are Jimmy bag deal and I don't know what we do now sinners here that Matt nine love a nice high blood product. And I don't want to from what had been nicest highs last night as I recall February. He called and also new policy is harmless things we just do an on the line you know put ground. Boy he's semi power bills and get down to this is now way too much simple water are not enough yeah. Who they ever had in my hand the bears get progressively harder as you. And isn't this nice and warm by the time you're out hot real hot now being dubbed two peoples. It's progressively warmer if you're in there too long you have to start messing with a slight we against them I. See you next aren't insured under your anecdotes. What's the breaks today yeah go on break for it on Saturday night yeah. And you hope you just hope that your you're not at the end. Who. Knows what my hot water here exploded and and had that nice the first hot shower. Power when there weren't shower then rubbed their eastern third harm your turn you don't radars or are wide ever almost like hurts and a firestorm faces cramp from. I okay. And there's two more and then another song so here we analyst at an and that here in this segment Matt talks about the struggles of parenthood. You know why it's this is this was the best life lesson well not the best one of the best is. Yeah you can't your kids to death to tell you anything none had a clear and didn't. Are in trouble ye shall we talk to me about anything but they note that anything anything they're gonna catch the owner of the you know get their electronics taken away or whatever it is Arianna. On this my daughter's birthday. The food business. Worth it and I was with you gotta kinda ride on top and you couldn't I think that that's the good sense of the word spreads. Okay yeah it's best for imaging got to be prepared to. Kind Jalal. Are right. Who is the Josh here they that is referred to in this paper. These zones us from Charlotte OK so Matt fat boy and Josh all have something in common. Yeah. I think it's interesting for somebody that's never been David. You know I mean there are times when I was I was like hey a big fan of it. You have that I have I have it's. A set do you see in night in three months I would not have. Anything in a year and all yeah yeah that was incredibly tough at the an area wedding extravaganza. Let me tell you it was it was everywhere on there on and you did your double. In that picture I got. Actually like yet a third arm a thorough. I'm talking. Now. Let's talk to Josh in Charlotte he started thirteen to hate John. How long did you. Pretty good pretty good job started low and at thirteen under a lot of lower overall all the yeah. And volatile miles sixteen years old outlet can happen I'm. In Obama will call it doesn't during blog that brought up till I was 24 almost the 21. 2007. And I drank two or perhaps. Well so and during our hallmark cousins and I want to go to the hospital my already collapsed. Look close below NHL looks god it's Saturday in thirty minutes here one going on unite here that. Well Bob I don't drink. You can probably in the past you know five years against cal on one hand how many are. It's. I guess I can't I here's intent no good iron you know are now a month. It gave me oh man. Oh my god I got an artist sobriety we turn it then that we don't talk aunts are still runs label. I think the hot shower the wins at a moments I was great at zero. I so we had duck tales are beginning now another one inspired by my kids to I don't know if you're like me when you're in the car. You wanna say yeah I got paid what we listen to that if you don't wanna hear and I happen in my own and you let the kids are on the radio and I've heard the song so much and that's why I thought let's turn this into lovely show song. Mobi. Fusion and all that mama Madonna. It's. He's everywhere and boom boom and then that its. Home. And ask yourself. And I just did BSCMS. An omen now unknown. Zain you know America's defeat and bill saying you've met those who may be you know he rest I mean there could. Yeah he used things down and still hone it down to zero in the no he. Mr. Justin Bieber everybody. Mr. Justin Bieber and ultimately it was America's sweetheart America's sweetheart and all right that was the bleach our members here are some longer something we see on the show less now. How will go back and turned into a future Blake Chenault. Yard eminent jazz haven't conclusions and as you haven't read bruises and Arabs think. I. Got to do they seem like they're right guys it FaceBook dot com. When loosen it's that it matters a way to get your news. It's nice guys had. Her friend did ten lines long in loaded bus come and in state armory well imagine a film that was inspired by F fart joke. Continue rag close the latest role. Is as much of a departure from Harry partner Harry Potter almost a Freudian error. You begin to Namibia is called Swiss army man and Daniels plays a dead guy and tanned guy who passes gas. And maintains arousal. So I imagine castor Wayne needs weekend that Bernice from. And homes and a plays a suicidal man who. Who's lost on a deserted island and friends Daniels corpse after it washes up funds are. And the humor is intentionally absurd. General brides Radcliffe across the ocean using a bunny is far power and I. Yeah it drinks water fire about it friend clips mouth. And the film also sheds. Rag cliff being in around spy and issue a Sports Illustrated. Swimsuit issue how he's dead. My Valentine got around and stay that way I. This movie premiere at Sundance on Friday afternoon. And many people walked out during an authority in modern times. It's a good actress in a theater locked down. Our. Our farm arms are here Sunday as yours you careers Harry Potter is daddy's spark alive. Would you walk out of whoever is. All of us citizens this isn't a bigger waste of my entitlements all these waste of time movies are you be watching I'll you know when you get that thing you wanna see much indie movies have a lot of movies is the main we've been and the general public are not gonna say like yeah is this would go under the genre varsity artsy kind of separate themselves so much later potter you'll do this movie just to be remembered support building is he'll be neck and on Broadway don't really Cameron. Well Greg said the reason why we did and then instances for the chance to play a dead guy in this context where is way too much fun to pass that so. Maybe they lasted the whole thing had a good time and chance. Cisco full. Awful. Idea but I got a pencil and did we would pass on the use our society is progress our minds that now light weekend that burn uses like Sundance quality stuff. Almost every US centers who what is the underlying meaning there by what is the director trying to say here there. Imagine like Stanley Kubrick had done we can Bernie's what does this mean what are what is he talking about when he says he's dead. Yet he's alive Norwegian and Bernice too were there they did the music brought him alive hey you advance. Magruder what is he trying to say what is he trying to tell the audience think esoteric body out of body experience. Right mean county beginning get with ours and saying well we've been known for thirteen years. I blazing saddles still on. And a pac man trying to wife says the other night. He's accused Washington now what I was later we're certainly for the racist who was. How many race race is that a lot of racial joke draw a lot of racial suffered I don't know how many racial jokes produced throughout the entire group we now the virus twenty seconds and malaria and you blame Richard Pryor for that he wrote most of whom are now according to legend. Is there are many right hand and in their room. I am yes you know well when new window and what I austerity with certain burns holding your cellphone yes it would. Well look at the thinking on the hand that you used to hold your fat on and does it look different than any other pinky. You're right and don't usually hold your left hand C usury Andy's screen yeah. It. Well I never know I use my thumb and the right hand man is too big from most small hands. Urgency I hold my left hand while we check under hand your comfortable and. You might have the hottest new deformity on that Internet tool high next guests are trending. It's. Let's Smartphone pinky. Which means that way you're holding your found your pinky will bow out to the right and a left beaches. I am in calling for so long plus nine years cell phones aside as a PSP there is there a huge. I don't see anything I don't see anything different all of them understood SP a dead end here in years. Pink you'll appears Sloan and her curves. The thread it there's no permanent damage his. Brought to you by the people who say fear your ring finger is longer than bird fingered guy at my at the same people. I don't know man this is a good. The play enough where I should have easier to hold your phone a lot from his right a lot alive and a now remember if you ever. If you have things to do you can't hold a phone not to inflict damage upon yourself am I do you have anything to do ever you can't hold on this much Agassi myself in arthritis in the thumb is that literally just use the phone tapped Africa. Yeah scroll past. Well there's a slight and didn't shin from. Holding a phone firm brief period a time but it will correct itself so you probably don't need hand surgery because here pinky found. I tell you what I do what I did you can interact. I MA and I felt I black Christmas have done a mark did you think you are when I drink I asked that the pinky out and uneven maintain. I always did Ali out there to. 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