Dec 18, 2015|
The Monologue; Headlines; Sports
Fat Boy was approached by a friend of his to do something pretty out of the ordinary; Headlines; Wrap-Up
Headlines; Bras are evil ladies and it's time to let them go
Matt recaps his trip from Warped Tour yesterday; Nine's Best Damn Audio.
Jeff is extremely late today and might not make it for the first break; Headlines; Sports
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That boy who pleasant holiday music and a and one thing you think I don't I think you indicated you don't want us in Somalia as. You know about that it will blow yesterday well wasn't he said some about holidays. And about. Some kind of holiday song. Thought it was a holiday song below gives it calendar name then you can figure Ohio natives there has to cover everyone they how Wayne. We're gonna sit through a man in the pain is some team America. We did beliefs as that's fourth of July. Now OA's fourth the fourth let's try it. Big week until Christmas you'll Somali news embargo earlier you almost impression. I rescue. And they had Netscape and at. A holiday migraine I'm just let's make him a little iffy if on the search Christmas music and and play the first thing also okay that that's you know what the event. Sino Russian roulette when YouTube. Our or whatever system reasonably there. Our big jukebox. Is that that it will you sale like that. 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Did you did you read these aren't the decision well. Asia and you and ask these Q and as I am in family. And there they're standing out in a filled up. He's just like the cowboy kind of would know hat. And out of the city cop beat Mary loved the Mason's case in the last name is Mason. In the Piedmont Triad area won't go ahead and now already two already. Well she time. Yes umbilical. She's in her home a little dull. And and you flippant arbor and then the dog is in his lap as sushi Anderson mentioned it up. Period only accountable to no man it's a postcard that they're not it's. As said as it's a very good cards let's open tomorrow I can have been on the eighth civil Monfils. You see those communities and wideout and recycle. This island says. Lou wishing you hey ho ho ho for Christmas. Thank you Leslie. As a tennis got a dog would reindeer ears on on the tube how sweet is that. So Odom just a couple can have been involved. This was and is says it was she old fashioned pleasures. Had seen him. Happy memories and all the joys of Christmas in the season Merry Christmas residents of the show you are awesome PUN blue tar heel in four city North Carolina area knots. They're Teddy bear and a slow way up NFC. Teddy bears and have to have a license to drive at its fifth. Two of these this last point. Gray hair behind in this market that. This is George to the world Lawrence com Twitter is that I think you have I'm sorry. No you can see the show all heavily duties like Jordan the world the lord has come twice fifteen from the bad stuff in there and they are there. It says mom dad and nymex. That song. Mosque or their ninth point. I experienced and they're not attribute lobbied hard there. I like this personal lines client is way way better than and CVS park. Nothing at CBS and singing get the photo cards there that's very good stock that's a good good good when there. Some. Saw Solomon you last night the Star Wars the force awakens. All of them out when you it and you know goto guy and a you know I I don't have a history of really being in the those movies but that was pretty don't don't say anything. Image compliment though. It was whose policies it over are you offended by Star Wars no wanna see them a matter of saving and hearing I think I'm I'm I'm not gonna say like anything. See that's the thing I don't know what would. What people already know so I Adam Myers and I know what would be a spoiler because only fuel. It's out there aren't these global to tape to characters because I mean I didn't know like that was haven't asked the boy over to questions and I was that I should say that was ten minutes late first of all. I got an email. At likes six saying hey be at the theaters 6:30 am or how. I live 45 minutes away but I mean I was planning on the beat there lol have a schedule. I was I was told that I had reserved seat. And I may have but I by the time I got their act that thing gets started at least it was in the pre vis Erica Mike. Walk around hey guys in my C Roy commerce news primacy. Always get their 45 minutes or. Was it like airplane. Yeah you're using you'll have you know five minutes in the dead people coming through all of those kids like dummy. Those girls aren't there are people there in the star in. I'm storm trooper costumes. A school to watch and and a whole thing. From salt turtle. Of Carolina paper mill fame throwing him you know. It was packed and it was a doozy it's a good movie that's the first one. That I've seen the entire movie. Are you beefing franchised and I've I've I've written to see this as were their brilliant. They they put if the if you're a first timer like me a virgin Star Wars are. Star warrior. The terminator came up at a store or your vision yet trek he's a starter. It'll definitely make you wanted to back and watch tomorrow they said that in usable as missile defense exceeds yeah. Little more. Handing and did you get a look I can't I didn't say I cellmark can ranks. I see Mark Hendrickson asked opt. In MLS start there are special effects or is that these long models did you saudis missile flexibly visas. But I the way it. Minutes but it. It it was it was it is that was the first when it would have been good but I mean I'm sure there'll be people ripping it apart saying that it was not. As has been into your views and misery has small we will lose. I'll say it was he may have realized but it'll it'll make me wanna go back and and and Marciano wants him. I meant it was evening and tomorrow Netflix. Owned pan out well hey we gotta go bottom I guess. Her. Old tries to and now but anyway it was did an anonymous Foley's name is so sad I don't know what. A smaller would be would then movie there's two moves haven't seen his creed in that one. Praising both know the rocky movie yes and all my watch exit JJ Abrams that it needed structured movies in Afghanistan that's another thing I didn't see the latest star track but I saw the first one and I was not a tricky. And that the that was really well done or seen polls sleeper. They're falsely do you have that unanimity of that's false sleep last time the minister percent. I'm the only guy. If flung across the sound. Here man they know how long ago that says fish and was debacle that Mosul well I was I have also had to tell his I'll. Solvable maybe I've seen it all like later I've seen that entire movie then you're doing a impersonation. That's a I think that that I that person on the red planet at least you got to watch and saw the other time we walk into the movie and also money had to generate. Yeah and that while I say Joan Allen that was. Pastor imperious or whatever loves this segment are. They are the whichever one they they changed their name on it. Is faster and experience earth as well fast and furious there. A move it at that time mindset confidences and all the wind out civics Iran or one idea is right here on. Alright. But yeah I if you're not star warrior I would still recommend it because I. Right page you like it I islands and it definitely get up Odom I thought it was great pace likes everything as best in everybody. Or bosh hit at a page is voting for everybody for president I live in Lansing area and it's and a hack Hammack emerge here. It's with. I guess they're busy they're Davenport. That's. I today is this is big day we're gonna place more sent allying cause. Com we're gonna do a very special brutally honest music review today. Because yesterday you remembered the what was the song that did the new song we played the other day that I suck on man outlook Alice I appreciate the effort but it was visibly streets all. Yeah it was the hotline Blaine thing about you would did doughnut. Are you guys Darius made an outside and I appreciate the effort that went so great posts two different people have made Christmas songs for us and family Willie replaying yesterday's news man assist play these on the air and then just you know critique them. The senate they would do brutally honest limit and so as to brand new. Christmas songs about us for my. And I'll be doing right now Allen in his early and they rarely. Although trying to work ahead and take in this ago. Also I think we're gonna do our guest exchange today. Which you remember page had the idea that we would make all homemade gifts for each other. I say it's remind you page had my name I had her name Jeff had fat boy fat boy had yet I was begging you to tell me what's amazed. And when new commentary. Planetary. So we're gonna do that gift exchange and then. Just like everything else on the show. Somebody has an idea and then another idea another idea and it just turns in the so fat boy had the idea that we would take pictures of all the gifts. And put him on FaceBook. And whichever one got the most votes it would get destroyed. On the show today. Where's your skull and then. So the worst guest that according it'd be like whatever they avert the worst gift will get destroyed on the show today no sign going to be a month. I know is I would imagine it's going to be mine to me three hours may might take two days not full days obviously that I put. I put in good effort into it and I was like. I you saw today is Osama data room table. And went back the second time gig isn't the first service and when I go as a cowboy. I need to make one of these from myself because this is really cool this is really cool I'm not getting. Home and don't you get the toilet paper that you know as if you're pregnant or know of a lot of opponent among I think you'll like it you don't have a lot of fall. Post. And sadly it is literally except I. Such trials so we have a whole lot of fun today at a big. Tabloid this that we must do this we have to. The wise guys constant. Halladay is the. Hash tag where they had sagged debt the holes with. Deck the halls win but everywhere I beg your calls live talents. Yeah like these better then just put in the you know. Has tagged the avenue mile. Highlighted that life is almost a question summons to fill in the blank and then that's those are more fun to read. So. Hash tag. Deck the halls live. Usually vowels and holly. Boughs of holly he had boughs of holly had Christmas tree put all of what does a battle. Is. Is is it now are about as bad all right BO UGH. Almost in the world's Goldman also own needs every is that what it is and valves. This is a retains the main branch of the tree and now that I'm sorry after a British should be a branch at holly Dan Miron Lauren old people back in the eighteen hundreds told weird. All right that. Tweet that to us at the rise guys or combat with some headlines Merry Christmas babble. Is the rise guys morning you know with the just thought 893 players treat the planet rock. Win lose lose it matters who wins who can you know news to her it's nice and I see him. Read that headline is not to name a permanent stain armory and my guy got busted. First shoplifting. And animation off with a cup event. It's not a good idea. Well a bunch of state troopers and morehead Kentucky yet to pardon. A charity event this week called shop with a trooper. You know it's one of those things where can visit Iran as well as shop when a cop is markets it. Mountain ice bucket cup that's where they buy a Christmas presents for our under for all I know it is I'm saying the main I was not using. And you are going well should be. Copper shoppers. Do shots and as stable future as a Catholic I think it. Well they are shopping at Wal-Mart on Monday when one of the underprivileged. Kids dads. Try to steal power Durham. East they haven't released his name and it's not clear why he thought shoplifting from a Wal-Mart fell with cops with ago idea. But employees economy trying to sneak out and the storm with the journal and the cops aren't. Here or there are fewer risks. Imagine walking on as it turns out the door sticking out and Israel are you gonna consume it is name's rob Walton and toll Milwaukee is that this can for more. My name's Joey grow big thing. The smog drew almost. Fleece spokesman called a hold of holing. And they said they made sure it in her in the abandoning kids got their presence anyway and then there's the man. Baghdad. Office. Bad dad wins south of the cop at a as I mean that proves the theory missile about the Eros is seeking to way it was and what all tomorrow's would be in the dual cup they're right yeah you're right. How does the feel good story we haven't had one and that is and why don't. Three people spent half a million dollars to pay for a lay away items out Wal-Mart. There anonymous donor she went to six different wal mart's Ohio Pennsylvania and Florida in the past week and spent over half a million dollars. Imagine people big bags of money wearing Guy Fawkes masks are coming in their past some money out in Layla and I were anonymous donors to. Then they didn't do this through the Houston you know randomly picked people to Alter Willis and they put him on the news. All of the TVs we have at this is anonymous I mean not it's not anonymous anonymous it's not now forgotten guy false mask and your people. But these are just good samaritans. If that's not a census anyway because that's from the Bible it. Well someone in Ohio spent under 6000 dollars on Tuesday to pay for a although lay away items at a store in Cleveland. And then a guy in Harrisburg Pennsylvania and in the same thing at two stores last week he spent 79000 that one. And a 158000. That it has told also. I'm just a whole store cost and appreciate granite when store that's in Nike can buy like all the clothing department too and I have little way year around because I usable life. I like it really yeah you know what do you like what are you lay away electronics and one on order thrown in there you know it's ammonia only here and there. Now more so than that it. If I know I can get it always only instead again a credit card assumptions set him on like you know four or 500 books for TV awards now. While some ask what people who came to credit cards and. Oh losing oil oil. Well and Florida and someone pointed to Wal-Mart it's near Gainesville on Monday and spent a total of 200000 dollars to get things off flailing for families. And fair in its home is 464000. Dollars which crest a half million dollar. The only thing now call me Scrooge bah humbug if you want to be the only thing about that is that's is Wal-Mart getting all that money like you would stake it. On a local mom and pop to do that live. I would like to make their year you know I Wal-Mart is used to make them billion dollars today bit. Let everybody gets to Wal-Mart so what he did. I would shop locally mores you know mom and palms were more competitively priced. Now I nine now I know I looked up and let them back at a Wal-Mart wants awake in I mean I'm mad I must say and that but it you know what you know what I'm saying the ideology nicer Taylor. That way but yeah I mean there's no full service. It run all gas out going all the day. Specialty stores plus some businesses and walked the community didn't support us all your like you know three or four dollars more for products now want. Well Lance warn parents about this story and it I'm gonna do about believing in San o'clock. In decades and are. According to some new research out there. Two thirds of parents say their kids you're twelve bar or younger only intact two thirds of them and in yeah. As the rolling if you noticed it up out of Russia the radio I'm obsessed. And yeah. Oh. That's actually pretty high number of older kids get the V more older people get the more we don't believe in anything. It's 56%. Sanath then and then the 64%. Believe in the Tooth Fairy. He doesn't they finish the U on the cashing them. This is very sucks especially when it is it is. And grandma's house. I give us that it is very grandma's house dissolve a pity the go to war bonds from yeah light almost. 40% believed and the Easter Bunny. 11% believe an uncle thing. Tomorrow in the morning and those people from. And what is it and that's who are people telling their kids that there is a Uncle Sam. Apparently. Why immigrants yeah. I don't get that one and even the thing is sort of funny picture now. Sound and there's been skeptical children out there on into 22%. Don't believe in any of those four and that we mentioned on this kids. Are not gonna get anything right. 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