Dec 14, 2015|
The Monologue; Headlines; Sports
Fat Boy was approached by a friend of his to do something pretty out of the ordinary; Headlines; Wrap-Up
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Matt recaps his trip from Warped Tour yesterday; Nine's Best Damn Audio.
Jeff is extremely late today and might not make it for the first break; Headlines; Sports
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I don't at least now and then wanted to be I sand. And I don't want it to me like thirty degrees that this this weather over the weekend albeit very nice. Just. Just don't seem like Christmas. A film like tells the highest rated at some of global show whoever yesterday why you feel that way. Hello menaces that felt like it was really I mean move the little bits with a players and stuff cynical and that was fun also on I think people got into. We rode down. Fan when I made less avoid NFL teams and players dressed in San calls for a but it was buried just like you know like a rose to essentially that was. Australia to see old fart sister they were they have them play all scenarios and says. If the Panthers clinched the rise guys do we golf is that what does that have comments then when I went in the bathrooms so book was four. Four at payback game wrong I think did that twenty to seventeen. I got the writers Ekpe to score I've not falcons in what other than try. What did you say for the though final 3035. Panthers in those 38 nothing. You do net the course of 35 from the falcons they sunk. My god. And that was all I had that was bad he had cash or through oil from around twenty to seven thing. Losing my house. I bet the house. I'll deal now well you can lose some where were clean water into a strike mr. Smith and so. Now it's it's almost Christmas eleven days fab would be deeply do you shop and all be by your room we what do you do for your wife. A low you know some tells us for rituals. Are pro Charlie sneaking out and say you know. If you're by some pictures Opel to keep. They'll get a month. The heavy Dem idea. I'll probably do it today OK or tomorrow. Stosur and yeah I mean if you banned from Amazon. Yeah no doubt the F prime. All have we. And sibling get their student discount approximate going to put ten years. They have a student discount or you mean Sunday ticket is too and if so well this put everything grace is paying them. Is it out administrative person from now and be during a star Barnum in them almost give. And do what you do have to ask her if you were to buy yourself something won't you by yourself and be a sneaky about it and so we won't on the efficiencies. You should give her like you know like with the kids you just give mother Toys 'R' Us catalog for Christmas wish catalysts are a much crap. You should do that would have liked the Sears catalog her the belts and smells a parent or the last person us. Sure Alexander's all of us a thought to be some mayors come earlier this time a year. Not this year and just I now Lou announced. Old analog in on somebody down there is still months earlier written. Moderates you know when you go to. About my first wedding this week or Ruth and I don't know Christmas New Year's Day. Who alone. Abatement and our biggest so we did he get alcohol to way to. Now. Have falls apart so there's a bit happier liquor license from the park that they are a they've they have to about a scratch and. They did he have to do a deposit just summation because I don't wanna like the day you get cold feet so you get a nonrefundable. The positive that you make. And then to the rest of it. It's close there with the way I was gonna do is the rest of visited fourteen days before the wedding. But this one I guess somewhat now. And then now this he won't. So at least it isn't what I am decides not to marry the other person at least I'll make those small. Prophet who are you reasonably priced competitively priced Hawaii competitively and as as according to go oh yeah I love about who. It. Went. He you know it. And have a hard time using Norton minister has us Ahmed Ben and according to this aren't ordained minister but not a preacher minister made a wedding minister. A lot of people at the party you know more tolerance. Is an obsession now. Size now listen here's the trick figured out element this is a way things over to so I don't have to realize. Parents who lost when I hit the panic button on mine car alarm. And then we get Al god somebody's breaking in my heart be right back. You know this jumping and then in I feel away this menace that the one of us do when. When those holes ago conversation that some articles source we'll listen and will likely get a phone call. And there's so many of the person doing the first. Malia bath remember Iraq and you never see a person I was when it's open from Donald folks here. Less or doing yesterday we were at a local Q it's safe there ray camera for that erodes. I was. I was fine I mean why is it console Moshe. Coach Mike Vick our body was back on the loose we develop little bit of a report with him. Packet saying hey come on serious to somebody example if you like witnesses to pull symbol. Out of local cute. Well what is is they remind me and on sister has on this table aria and a that's got to be pain and about it yet their plans minds is hunkered up on top of you know. Also don't see the person that's you know I see a lot of yesterday in an incident person. As a semi the worsen always likes chorus blogs or talking throws now is our dollar we're buddies and okay now I'm not a friendly person they don't know they're really I don't I don't know the I don't know what to you you need extra money around here. How are role and a you know Arco downsized Ayers and I've been downstairs and years. Would you be filed in the second floor I mean like I don't stairway like as far as downstairs worker own tea. It's been a minute. Edit tabloid as it got downstairs and all of a site word lug nut piano inside the billionaire mayor Sam ward coming in the windows live to companies and power for almost two years. Yeah I think that instead of undergarments they can excuse all I deaths on a little everything I mean you. It's great story. Com so yeah I got that that'll be going on he remembers human marry you or email me booking man managing know about com dudes only. And I hope. Now that matters right oddly enough every person has contact me so far with a exceptional one has been a girl he usually I would imagine. That would be something may be big big guy would do because a girl would be left flowers in the and they do pretty much everything else but that was kind of shocked. And so on a surprise those things. That's what one Obama and Biden as like when he gonna talent she's like big day and I'm mark odd man what if he just doesn't like me he's just never say anything to you Jimenez and those that. All my way you do when that snow for order in the neck yeah. Well listen and Israel quake amid talk about politically correctness there's a mall in Georgia that houses the Santa Claus there. Salem Ingraham Sammy post recent cuts in Sani close. They want led to they want let the kid sent on San causes Latin they'd have to stand aside and he can hold a childlike hold but they cannot sit on his lap. The sooner registry somewhere I wouldn't imagine see I thought that they've put the guy's name on this story a tree and but. Just figured they'd just rather be safe than sorry when that kind of thing as far as Nam. They they don't want to kids going to sit on some stranger's lap. So that's the stand by him or if it's a really small child he will but. You know it's a sad thing is being lost forever why he had Ellison saying he's only if he really every city in the lab. Here are so many. World we live in Apple's never an issue before never. Never but now I guess their life you know you see like. Walt Disney characters are being sued for growth and then. You know. I think one of the mass cuts here in town had some troubles years ago as well Gloria people just. Yeah they're rice litigious looking to sue in and do all that they won't let him sit around like kids on samples lap. This turns and walks and home alone and so a couple things in their mind. I was kind of shocked at what is no way to get away with the stuff today or see Campbell's former Chinese man in the church in our member or. This couple other things like I insist they're shocked the mark became its automatic Chinese first all of the world we live in men's only can do it today. Then it was kind of taboo now welcome back I'll a lot of marked as a couple things in amendment well. So the same way over the weekend I was when my kids watch and blazing saddles. And and I actually. Since all they won't wash analysis on Netflix just remind you may be an honest no bigger question and then move remain in recent years. And they they played on premiums. I don't know the world we live in Canada on dvd this in the world is okay but I don't Richard I Richard Pryor wrote that most of it I think that's suited to prior. And don't interact things we can tell we're so conditioned by things we see just from the estate. Allison has some old limitation mission and a iPhone scanned success is not like. Certainly enough and racial religious usually like I just really over the Tom how old man that was I can't believe that was. Nobody can say anything about that in on Maine and it's weird all the to be used to. Bruschi is an assailant people at all man. All apology for breakfast. What it I have had. Has been and the support during the rest of when a small bags I'll die you won the Carolina man here anymore I take them out. No matter where you don't. You were always around and so in the coming. Happened. Leslie today's program today we've gat. Old we get that last day for now obviously it's it's in May and then these will have more home. But today is. The last day for some time that they will have. It's all three days Carolina rebellion or all three days Caroline rebellion tickets he's actually going in flabby. I'm Obama make a chance you don't know if I may see the score absolutely. It's as they want and this problem though our committee and a elicit their instinct for you know the three man. Actually it's Jimenez and they want them and store in the in a dual muskie a car out of fairly common ground. Yet and I can't be out like these people Manning camping. Out. After years ago you could have a death but now I mean there are watchable like you know each Steve their palladium. What now lives in the comfort Ramon home now in these live streaming and make money that way it's been. Do that I okay closed circuit kind of thing here on paper view him LS pay per view from the how do I sell us card tables ladders and chairs muscle loss in the of the main event watch the last five Minnesota I think it is an arsenal had turned and gone and a cab by offering it did that thing where if it's a really popular pay review on the WWB network it will. It will for keeps freezing up and it's got frustrated and turned off and turn it back on it like. 10 o'clock I think a little later us on the normal and that I watched that the girls matched and I watched the now off what is what was the last one. Rains James how yet otherwise though is that what that was very light assuming that's the spot there had tape is ending was just very anti climactic was Susan's kind of kind of flat. At least it's weak that it too difficult and it. There and then Allied's. Fifteen minutes of the stone called podcast afterwards all young and I seen the I want plus just came home last time it was a cruise via a me a question of famous seven massacre case is there more Mora watched the more I was in an arrest there's like I got to turn off for the most they have a midnight closers instead Obama. No sir now but this and look forward to today but the paper read from what I saw hooded. I don't have fix. Or bullets on the Internet and a lot of natural he said then puzzle Mo Brooks at me you need all your dudes back and say fix. Now. So I know we're gonna have rebellion tickets today. What a story and get in today. When oh I get Roberto PP we got to get to date real good. Ru group did a PP today and go get mediated a fan boy has Somalia. Only. There's an illegal commercial. Made by very famous condoning company. Has been banned from television in this country really and we haven't ketchup. And mustard. Yeah it is must and his most of my. Can. But in this ugly monster that we cannot for the U. And a group that is so wow. I don't know what you love picking her yet not allowing be surprised. Up plus we're gonna do I get in this new us senate calls hotline calls today from this Kiffin felt that our manned and out is there's a good. What I mean only thing about that that's good lemmings like we're talking about you know don't go looking up as like you bring up a patient into every monitors illegal I had. As a woman is very outset there to be an idea how much and Allen can trust 4 o'clock in the light coming up today. Five. They'll say some might really you know really. Stressful like is crisis in Greeneville find out tonight at five. And I'm like. If it's like quarter after four and I'm watching Alan. I'm gonna Google is I assisting greens or I'm gonna get your website where the news stories priority going to be I don't get how does hold pieces continue to work. Especially when they're just so. Ike tells seven's morning show like five marches on the night before they'll say tomorrow morning find out are there bombs in the food you eat. I'm serious Ellis I want there's things are there are bombs in the food you eat and my other constraints when things like you know seven Nieminen. Segment I don't understand how they can say. Is going to be a wet when this weekend in the upstate find out the United States is likely. Literally I push one window program my phone and it tells me that Good Friday it right there on the the front it's crazy Suze all the old people by. That's going to with a I think so I think certain. So lodge did today play new ways to get in touch with this he can tech 7234172341. Need to call 18077. Ford to below 93180774. Double 093. Twitter mr. Graham at the rise guys. At the rise guys and then FaceBook dot com slash tries guys. Right now this. C a man. The lows guys post time. Honorary it and hash tag more than its hash tag old saint hit. Old saint nick. The EP yeah oh yeah old saint there. I gifts. And says I am major award music right there that's what do what do senate that would on the Marconi. Because we sail around the console and into a crack at mountain. They're Romeo must bear with me on this one cheering we. Are injured Grammy am usher. Hazards are like this it'll matter lost to some do and Oklahoma who is this may man. Hundred prisoners is that a no vote their local news saying knows from the plan and many 3.3. And rocks. At many through the planet many three planet and so that was on the borrows so they like you're there entertainment social media management and probably has a job anymore than than not we want. I so I'll wall edited. It's Tuesday eve. Have a good time today make you Holler at us we'll have some fun it is good will come that would be some headlines right after that hope it's. The rise guys morning you know with a man. Oh boy 93 players freedom. When loosen that it matters a way to get your news for her it's nice guys had fun. Right guys headlines locked in noted by come an end date armory. Played pro gun demonstration. Said staged a mock mass shooting near. The University of Texas in Austin on Saturday were overwhelmed by and number. A large group of counter protesters willing deal goes and machine that generated part sounds. Don't go army beat it at. And that makes news for. I says there a columnist Sally devices rooms of the donors. In the marshland sticks. So there at their theory behind me this is they're saying this is an amount again necessarily this is about scaring our community. And living in fear but by doing so they did it with a good sense of humor is their mass parting counter protest. So people or that so it's it's it's a demonstration and then a protest of the demonstration right the first demonstration was held at a church. Fiber pro gun activists they staged a mock gun massacre. And then the town farming. Don't know wielding protesters came after corporate. I don't know. And I you'll then be ironically drunken negative attention now in the release a statement. It was a statement. And well leaped program people may say that you don't have. Yeah it is you don't get the times you really protect yourself and that if you have an open carry policy then people have a chance. To protect themselves and am in now I believe the other group is with a bunch of in and arts and humor with there. Anti protest a. That's another statement from the leader of iron and I used to own a bill though company I have. Well. You notice gentlemen of this and listen I. Home I can. Say actually a real sound a face here folks processing final minute. Suing Texas beginning January 1 concealed carry weapons will be allowed in most. Public college buildings starting. In August and then now BM have it January 1 I have can so carrion other parts that they community. Excellent. I think an inning to get the word out about that and then the people are not NFL I think go and start doing this crap. So you have men everywhere as we don't with a as far as going this carry him wherever. You know where only government wants his walk in somewhere banks. Bathrooms. I mean really gives coach is gonna start make in holsters. Her shelters. Bombing the chocolates cute too. Well did you know that texting makes you temporarily deaf. That's according to us texting me cheat death. Exactly and is city from the University College from London found that it's not that your friends and family are ignoring you. There and they're just focused on phones and texting. Does not necessarily gas and it just keeps you distracted aren't. Well is suing your brain thinks we'll hear sirens or any loud noises that any thing in and the small normal stuff. And up. And here are less things that you probably hero all the time my conversations. While sitting you know of some ancient tribes some. And he's so old like undiscovered African tribesmen and hear people whisper and of tomorrow Owen. Really scissors you know is so sensitive yeah it's never been really broken. Why aren't her end. So I'm more focusing on texting the researchers say it's because our hearing and vision basically split the same resource is in the brain. I don't understand that meant that Emmy Canon makes sense ever of what you said February when the aluminum or receive a sentence. And on TV years. While legend says and hands on manner as summer Monday in NGOs what's while grocery and that's true mentioning. I mean I prefer text Paul guy and had Marmol and you call me. And I'll say no I've found is that Sid no damage takes think that's our communicate them she semi ten straight misses comic comic comic like I don't say boy knows something probably not be an important right yeah I got sticker free car. In the mailbox. Has that. We'll take out Izturis president Herman I want her house Summers out. And lastly as chairman in North Carolina Kolb would learn just rejected a proposal to rezone some area for. A solar powered arm. And a woman named Janet man's broken the City Council man. To man. Would you and speak equity. And said the solar panels with steel all of the some lines from the plant. So they go brown yeah. Man why are they going to be in the south and some I would do that. And still laws on my. And she is being science teaching. Willard who. I used to tell nine the same thing when he is in the office he says our oxygen. Is reached if the our company involves lately has had a -- met let literally you have when you start snore and when this Hadley met you felt like pressure. Pulling you and I thought I was gonna like mixing in Alaska mayor's mouth. All or US plays into our personnel. Other people are suspicious of the solar farm to end some of them thought I would discourage people from moving to this town because maybe it's. I am if you put it on the roof naming a little different in some business or house if you'd see the big canons. Are on the side of the road or something my. But it's not clear third and a past and are not that so far the City Council. Gave in and voted it down. Sure the power company paid Somalia off. So they did that they've voted it down so what is clear is that an avid long you know maybe they'll bring him back sometime because it would make sense that if any place would have solar panel power BI here because we have some sunshine. A wind power. Yeah we do more than most so and I don't pay part Alaska's you know some comments Alaska and maybe like Seattle but I think California Florida may get a sudden my goodness. Oklahoma's win yeah. I don't whether land there are are gonna GD. It would save a lot of money then that's for sure because in and the sun town homes on the start I. Got my. I am out there and when you kill me no more and Newt week all you people. Well at 6:40. 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We talked about this on the football show you shall personal classic rock more than 1101 point been out here on Wednesday smaller ones and their kid on. Roger saw back. Gobble feet over the weekend at the National Football League foundation dinner. So walk. He's gonna have help. During this clicking here is gonna make a joke and the Somalis in the Comodo whispering to loser. So here's the token there was one man in the audiences laugh and is nestled this year. I had a chance to. It next to the commissioner of football he Brazil tonight. Also and it was. Excuse me Roger Goodell. I apologize I had six concussions in the NFL so. That he's. One guy in the room was this completely roll over laughing his ass off console at. Heroes Al close Roger Goodell cause Roger did bill. While I Latin it's and does this mean I don't know we've discussed this yesterday number it was it televised. 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