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We normally death and not just shirts and pants but many others Gilbert offers going to be con and then just a minute. It's not what you Malia but could play for Gilbert who play a whole new world from Aladdin if I get tired of that which lets forget Steppenwolf. Others magic carver Iraq Aladdin. To see a whole menu global live outside the box well that. Com. Before you cause then or as we wait for him to call and for their fingers crossed nominees Colin Manning as a program a bit late. Q and cloudy with a K is in here. How do you remember from the he's a guy who called Sam come and feed him I think it can I didn't mean guys and hang out and take a picture and how that. The latest. Latest document here with a marker found was that Kennedy. And how much gone sturdy when McCain started with ten. Wanna cash. Might they go with a K and just go completely. And those people just go with the city but they said no we're gonna go coated with a K. You know. 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Leasing agent these specialists in one column you rent apartments aren't you give me one of sound you know. You'll be I mean you know we can but we're somehow man he does have me in every now and again and you didn't tell us not go overboard way. Pounds or five miles per yeah. And gracious. I guess when your friends thanks Andy Kennedy did do his Cleveland from Family Guy lead to a Cleveland from family got to do pretty good cowboy. Everybody is an impressionist. We'll have latest Gilbert now doesn't okay let's hear your Cleveland from spam again. And my dad hater no why eight. Right how do devils. Also that was pretty good comes did all you'll just know this thing about I didn't shut the door you let us thank cap he needed them. I shut the Doria land now let's find out how do. Well. Amount ever detonated. Move we'll have power entry it is Cleveland. That was good movie does Cleveland we've ever had on this or whoever and I always have a guy who did Cleveland and now has us pretty it was I think balance or better. And it's got thumbs up from Jeffrey what does that mean you're you are positive traits is that what you are saying look at. Players now yeah he's nagging case it's. What they are they columnist on hold while those goods they Cleveland's good welcome coming with a K thank you appreciate that. And so duper Guthridge cone here in just a moment also. I'm trying to find out what Jim if these book is called Timothy RP want from London wrote the book on store wars. That's a ways to sell something. I am stern wanted to us only reason he east for influence as a whole has kind of free promotion. Oh well. What is it called. All business I'm looking. Most of stalling for time if you can be faster than Mercury. I find in the moment. Now this carrier he's been homeless a whole bunch of times. And I like in my whole life and a taste I said this earlier I hope he can I know he won't take offense to this disease such a good guy bad. When I listen has podcast I was pleasantly surprised him by better I mean the hosting. Was just. Impeccable top notch and he areas right now firm Gilbert Godfrey is colossal podcasting it's Gilbert Godfrey Melissa Gilbert. Yes why must they ended. Is it but no I you know look who we we see here one sided view but to see you in the be hosting romantic it's really good. Really get podcast. It's still OK it's really weird it's one of those things like I still can't quite get you still. The idea like I feel like being in the other PlayStation. Are being interviewed Chris and you've got. That the luxury of going well isn't that the US had total idiot. Yeah I realized I had Lilly's total idiot this case get. Welcome Leo I welcome I'm not have a how do you prep for a minute like I know most recently had Chevy Chase on and that is why as an interview I've killed for simply because. He has such a bad reputation at the way he deals with fans and and co workers let. I filled downbeat Clark W Griswold is is bad guys so. He's got a situation where you just you knew all that going in or are how do you prep for these these situations are. Like I definitely heard all the stories yeah I should restore east. Let guys say are these people were Adelman and like I might dealings with the and you have always been good eye and and there's you know there's red light met GA you know he always use on certain people work. It's like well who is always nice then he can. And and then these cases it was like. He was always nice to me and he was. Hat and people were surprised he's glad they heard on the pot case saying although he's actually got finally got to. And they liked it and you'd they're talking about. Although he once did a movie. Called all over there label I think it was cold. And they've worked with actual they want to look at a lot of the actual munch games. Prom word that applies to lease says word just this gusties. And you said. They work that like they were a problem at all prologue sure I'm getting priority midget. I. Our actual I have always feels so they would grant. Both sexes. Is eighty is that they would just won't really horrible call. Wow that's how I. I mean I'm good at. Instead it's Sony's huge you know that's a big give as I mean that you're in that world so to you who's out who's the warned that you want on your podcast is really you know gonna. On that had views or stroke. Oh god. And wrinkles on yet Gilbert on record now. I know now he would be it would be a great cash. Yeah I would but I don't meant a good thing about it is like with Rickles do you think you can get a real interview from them. Because he's you know every time I see as a kid on on Johnny Carson and and through the years genome rose and and here and there. I don't know if anybody's actually. Broken him down to do a real interview he's all he is big character of Don Rickles he is yeah. He liked the ladies and gentlemen dark oracle so funny that's an end to peel back at it. Kind of like. Old you know what I thought I'd never worried that you or government but I've seen a man and his views. That flight Arnold Schwarzenegger. Split and he's dominant if you he's so Europe hey Eric. Whip light sort of funny and serious. And edit it daddy is not on me back there. So I felt that I skipped out girl I always so I heard your YouTube got issues and l.'s colts where all. That's pretty deep fishy if you ask me he's he's he's. Yeah. Garrett. Yeah I don't go all it's just. Barack. I hate that kind of area and I like where they go in and you know get all the you know I I heard there someone told me this like I. How would rather you tell me hey I got this. Sad I wanna work in or what but. Every comedian when we first started out doing radio and we would go to the comedians you know in the waiting room or what it was may give us had a couple you know buzz words or something in every committee is not just let's just talk. And man that is so true that is where they are that our stations come from. It still like column I I remember oh I'd like when Jay Leno would be talking to against. And he got out. You know Larry I went down more it's. White trash bin no beta was still around that as an adult now he didn't really get anywhere. This is what you dare you. I don't go to Australia has tea adjust to a really really good podcast number Garth is amazing colossal podcast it appeared on my tunes Gilbert Godfrey dot com many many places. Don't know yet WWW. I gill Byrd podcasts. Dot com. I'll laugh OK let me add that to test. These guys fifty different web stats to go get your podcast is great. I. This is and I I've got a twit good count Ed real Gilbert's. Oh yes yes actually we just tweeted that out that you were going to be around at real Gilbert. Com it seems like every comedian that we tall wears if you come out they love the I've never ending comedians will be honest and Italian baseball material or this person central whatever. I never heard anybody say anything bad about you. Have you ever had any beats with a any other comments at all about anything. Yeah you get a kick out there are coming from Charlotte this when you. He did and I. How rare event I really like is anybody ever said Gilbert stalled this for me or. You know Gilbert said I mean has there been any heat between you and any other guys that. May be a story that no one knows. I get well. Might my whole bit. How about the major non brokered its high old former Red Skelton. I had you know people want to always they always say about wrinkles and say Rickles is the last one last and I think EU EU and wrinkled white people don't you do get the impression Nina didn't force us to Amman askew and again the Groucho Marx like there's probably 90% of people don't even know that is but. That people. What are. And and an end of this week we talked this guy who didn't go out chose how was. I can and add that I mean I expect then that brought joy ride became press and made you would when he'll return to show based risk. And you wait here and seeing that guy from nice that the opera. Come running out and instead they would like. Rouge flew brilliant. Solutions yeah true pro. Through. I don't know but I can Malaysia it is ownership polish would do. And who all foolish and didn't Bruins shoot. Well. And viewers like. God let's hope I didn't want to give myself about a lot of these bulletin. So. In a different one last thing our assistant producer claims that he does a good Gilbert Gottfried would you critique you real quick. And give me. I don't and I did it doesn't favor art hold on to say yeah I did Jack did give this five seconds got our. I don't I don't match that to my office still is open let's wait join anyway you know in my office. OK now be honest with him Gilbert should he ever ever do that again. I I don't think any future all been public. They're real Gilbert on Twitter and then now Gilbert podcast dot com among many many others Gilbert always good to talk teenage UN Rickles and then that's it I'm serious. Thank thank you both bring me and I category up a guy who's got my injury. I have a I have a good morning governor thank you sir are. A Amanda that was good we got well ahead on these older son is dull man like he's so good that was so good people can get past the voice among you but I mean the on since there are people send had a choice. Well. How you say he was in al-Qaeda uses in Aladdin and sports are actually I think at these great you know those those comics and load comparison tons of Graham Amman insane there's not good comics anymore but that's old school way of doing you know like Don Rickles he wanted to find some funny things the last that. Besides you have to go on YouTube in just Google Don Rickles roast or just -- and Don Rickles mpeg guy just he's mean as a snake but he's so funny it is an end Gilbert is you know he's not he can beat me you've seen him on gross but he's just is that that old way of doing comedy that is just I'm man I came in I don't know what to call I wanna say it's like old school but. Is just it's classic it's it's great goals against us he can't do now. Some pretty edgy stall wow yeah I mean he was doing my you think Archie Bunker was bad wrinkles caused quite YE were sexy but I edge I'd. I highly recommend do overs podcast is really really good Gilbert podcast dot com or follow him on Twitter. At reel blooper would listen headlines and much much more right after this. This is the rise guys morning show. 93 players treat the planet rock. Win lose in the news and it matters await you can you know news to her it's nice guys headline. Right guys headlines like ten limited but how many state armory love declare open Internet rumor you know Leonardo DiCaprio. Instead think get raped by a bear in his new movie. And pick if you don't. Eat and yes he his new movie and a resonant. Leo did savagely attacked and mauled by and there. And the rumors started spreading around yesterday that the bears sexually assaults him twice. Senator. It. I'm a DiCaprio fan is great. Does things like Tom Cruise is a lot of good word Bush's favorite favorite DiCaprio movie. I thought were broad trend now I was your favorite DiCaprio movie favorite. The man of course Gilbert grave was also found no way she was good men not the answer but he he was doing growing pains suits also incorrect. Or what you want. Was so hot between two movies. Organs are Great Gatsby and I have wolf of Wall Street Paul Williams god bless somebody is suggesting. Managed if you are down on your look and say I didn't make money in this world watch waffled Wall Street it will motivate the hill at abuse. To go and you might just sit there and not make anything yourself up by god and motivate you is that the point now is into a whole lot. You know he kind of space is now. So when he does something your side and looking forward to this movie is gonna suck the looks awful what is it about IN ANC I don't think having seen trailer for what is what is there the premise. Well the treasury Torre even ran a headline at the top this page in huge letters all cast DiCaprio raped by a bear in foxman week. I thought it was so ridiculous. That fox issued a statement saying quote the very in the film is a female who attacked Leo because she feels. He might be threatening haircut missed. There's clearly no rape scene with the bear and they can't tell people think about it how the hell was fox didn't sell the scene to have. Him and and say okay in this senior gonna be rape by a bear you ever do that in his career. I don't know. No amount. Can human regions tagline yeah and now. Since meetings warnings frontiers in Cuba last sits out on the path of vengeance against those who left him for dead after a bear mauling slash ripping. I did say I think. It's only been sounded and Omar reasoning he's due to dale. We. And didn't sound as markup today. I mean big I just amid DiCaprio movie I need nude ladies I mean Coke and I need lots of money. Decadence. Not personally was just in the movie do cameos and women here. Jingles do you agreement to Jane goes great Calvin came to us agree changes. Man that I have art and what agenda. I wanna laugh at certain parts of it I I felt awful for. Sometime this guy is written to be funny but it's what what are still like it's Smart mice always say don't laugh at that even though is written to be left. Ever since I found now will Smith's post region anger McConnell wants it like Elliott and and a legitimate forces you to. Integrate especially when he was wearing the begin outmanned it was awesome. Round. There's a new study out there on tuck asked himself look studies and scheck's vote for her and it. Well on the study asked about some owner fifteen divorced men and women. If they had sex with her at their acts. And what you think they can you after the divorce is not after they split up their acts. 27%. Saying. These divorced couples say that they had sex again since they split up. Minds. I have I am divorced and measure. News off. It would complicate things you know on the other hand maybe adult Somalia familiar with the yellow banks a look this is all loses its there's been ex girlfriends. I mean and since I've been married there and but there was more and that I remember. She came to to get some stuff that she had led malice still live in and my parents out so what might consume less and stuff there you know on movies and crap. Is she met me at work one night. And the parking lot to get the stuff. And there was this particular song that. This though the song was her name and I play just to be funny he's initiatives matter I mean it was anybody cheat on him as we broke up has started playing it just to be kind of whatever. And it was calls she got a car and it way ended up. Who was her name fade to black. Yeah. Those black and get my. Don't print flat and that. Well here's a breakdown tomorrow box hack into your car yeah. 40% of divorced people say the best part of splitting up is getting to have sex with new people on maybe you're thinking oh man. She's looking dead or he's looking and not wanna go back to attend before and and then jealousy Mamie says Sam Adams. Well page view and have you done that and I had sex for the next net. Period you know when you call it quits is done yet fat boy you've only. Had like two girlfriends when I'm your wife now aligning nexus. Turning you know look at it and got the good lord you know yes we're vase like or how many one day where you come out. I just as good oxygen equipment Melissa that's the question would you how is that Toyota and here. Our quick lies are how bad quick isn't it what is how many days what is the record hammy daisy be going out there and lay Jeff knows he'll. Let's middle one a couple months several months actually well. How did you make it. Surprise here brother who still didn't turn two roommates was to set up about club as an excuse. I got to sort touchdowns. And here's. Here's a shocking part sat test 44% of the people who are currently married have considered him a divorce. Again. Now. As painful man I don't. Okay and if you go through one you know I don't. See you can't say how did you get married again the searchers so far for a bit you can't be singing we are all walks. Wanna be married you nation try again to be merit. I outlook and and look Imus I rarely do we even addressed this I'm sure my ex wife who agree with us it was a mess and it happened about that's pain. We are great challenge as a result of that. But one thing about divorce especially is close to us about the south is it's a look down upon greatly by the previous generation. And man I went this past Sunday I visited. A web visited a different church just you know give I wanted to go I wanted to hear this particular thing you're talking about. And I went to new spring and then Perry noble bed as service on divorce. Man it was like soon. Prophetic and it was great it's like Kazaa the Bible says god hates divorce so where often led to believe that if you. Are divorced god hates you because in some of my previous church is they would let you be a deacon if you have been divorced he can be an usher she'd been divorced like you were like a leper. Ask the same and as he carries so. But the thing he says like god hates the sand knocked the center site winning anything you know so he didn't say he hated because he knows it divorce sucks. Tricia there's kids involved even god hates divorce so. That's that's worth that comes from but it's you know that's what the situation where. You don't wanna say it's necessarily always have grown apart thing or maybe just maybe he jumped in too soon to situations. Yeah well women are more likely to initiated divorce than men 61% of those women. And the man they say 27%. In this memorandum worse. For the most part it takes a woman you know lots gets enough points. Aides say that sometimes I'm shocked by that figure to be the opposite I figured women would wanna Eminem and this is just one particular study or whatever but I figured women would wanna fight for more than men most of time. While since. And as families exploding hover board is set their house on fire it's so hot. Toy this year would you comment lawyers went on. Alma sauce fat boy and become a nice day one policies at the buy at the box scores while mr. and once saw mormons are now. While a woman named Jessica horn and Louisiana about 11 twelve year old son last week on Amazon. And used it for one day they plug did and and charged as battery and then exploded. Instead it was like fireworks end and just set the house on fire that the family's okay. So this thing exploded own home there's in lord man fashion industry does 99 dollars now leather like 500 dollars or whatever way. Came out now they're like 99 dollars. 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