Dec 1, 2015|
The Monologue; Headlines; Sports
Fat Boy was approached by a friend of his to do something pretty out of the ordinary; Headlines; Wrap-Up
Headlines; Bras are evil ladies and it's time to let them go
Matt recaps his trip from Warped Tour yesterday; Nine's Best Damn Audio.
Jeff is extremely late today and might not make it for the first break; Headlines; Sports
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As good morning Schobel living here in the more read John alert system goes over US greatest strength can say I love humor whereas guys will be a long and during a client they plan on track prized guy and stuck. To communicate this. The panel. Whatever it is it's not right. And it there's no words there to play us out. What does that mean to play us out and the show yet. I can't do it we'll do it lot yeah. Now the good side. Door but I can go all right I will go a lot. Things sucks. Yeah. Or three. Is now. It. Morning show morning it is 6 sells for good morning good morning good morning good morning I had. You. It is. It's Tuesday holy Molly is December. Own holy crap tops our Christmas shopping walk. You know what I'm almost done. Aaliyah. Yes. Almost there are few stock in stuff from the few big used to do and treat a lot of that I got some stockings to Byron and talk about lady stuck there and everywhere. Yeah. Aren't god I can't believe it is December already told journalists all I had now but I still I can't believe it Phyllis does though. Now I'm all were bashing Fisher Ambien popped there's no way that this Israeli. Really December passing through shares my daddy would sit there will be reference tool along forever. How long after anything else he's ever done well. It's engine died okay so I think you're fifteen or twenty years will be another show just like that because prior to pump. The baby boomer generation say when I'm on candid camera resentment but it I asked. Where is Alan putt. I'm mark. You ever heard the story about you know our own fun right from candid camera well campaign because it's signed went on to do it too and you know this was like. Post America's Funniest Home Videos and might really cared. Burned out. Allen thought it when he first started out he shows how wildly successful it was like in you is like Dick Clark everybody knew who he was. I'm he got on a plane. With his family on vacation. And they were going to Mexico on a vacation I think those are Christmas time to. And so they don't vacation and when they get out there the airplane is being hijacked. Right legit hijacked. And everybody notices Alan fein is on the on the plane. So their own life. And literally candid camera right now so they start playing along right they'll let that there is this Stewart isn't a car magazines and sixties they were stewardesses deal. They were like ho guys we should pretend we scared that we're getting hijacked are out. And like everybody played long in light when the hijackers said you know. We're able I'm Gordon reverting course we're not going to Mexico MI started cheer Nina does they would be paid for it. They felt they were on candid camera. What they took that flaming Cuba. And it was really be in hijacked they were not on candid camera app it legit guy hijacked big tech I think it was New York. I believe it was New York anyway they were supposed to go to Mexico and instead they hijacked an entity to Cuba to restore. Alan bunt or the Internet said he passed away in 99 so that'll fallen stated Kyle font. And lord. Yeah that was a story out and man have. Onus immigrant volatile and that story was always you know apologists you know. If you give. Joseph played all you know you'll be dead looter and all can go either. Merge. There's nobody from practical jokers are always going to be pulse and a pond this morning excuse. Cica. Oh. Yes so. I didn't buy anything on. On the Internet yesterday not a thing not a no but something that I bought on the Black Friday arrived from Amazon yesterday. I was like oh other roller of the newsmen. Yeah nobody I'd like that's that's crazy to me. And get it and I understand how that works but I was it was just like the free ship things I didn't expect. Is now a debate if that Susan in other cities drone deliveries only have a fifteen mile radius. Of probably not gonna happen here. I still understand how that who I I understand the science behind it like I do I told you among my body has Warren and ego my hour here is voted best buys are some kind of super huge surveying where there's 11100 bucks Heath. Well I mean it. He's got the money. So I got a mile radius and if for some reason he loses it and you know I am Tom watts in the air kids' fair where he hits the home button and as long as he is committed to his iPhone. So as long is it he gets the home button it'll come right back where areas. So I guess we GPS it is put in the GPS coordinates. They ain't having no like. There's a drop in the front yard. How they might get a ride ended their of the pour tribe got likable you know all walking area that would actually go to my front door so apparently it's got a camera on it in the law only land. Within you know. There has to be some kind of buffer and so many feet. Where it's clear now arguments that it detects any objects like as some Lander. Maybe you drop it on your iPhone OS and Robertson they were cells in its own bring and over. Stole at least. This is this it's weird individual man don't pay the most money well. I mean if you use it would. I don't know maybe it will be one of those things where you know down the road they'll be cheaper I imagine so it's like you know I've told the story my momma and daddy paid. Thousand dollars for our VCR. And 750. Dollar firmer correct. When they came out and end. You know you can go by although both of those now for thirty dollars so much of pin now to go to an antique store in downtown news over that much though. Now found along for the summertime. We'll let that fool is one of those things like remember the member did the promo video they put out for new glasses. You know what happened. Well my point though is that you watched in Asia people like skydiving wearing them. Or hang gliding into all these extreme things ski and in all these things. You saw from that point of view but didn't you say what am I didn't do it. Or how little shuttle is me watching TV if our air mail walk into the car Balkan their refrigerator like if you don't live that lifestyle. You don't need to think so what would you do that drone. You driving around a couple days and they need put it back in garage disagree question. I know but that's the answer the Simonyi told us you know if you're flying that you have to be a pilot right. Legally now and well now now here's the exit seem. To have a businesswomen. EE KE have to be SA FAA. FAA via. I SSA SAA effect that I have to believe of former MTV I ask you. You have to be yes to have a huge loss in stores or whatever to do it in and that's for like you know. People uses now businesses to take pictures real stay here. Insurance people would do it to look up at the top of the roof of the house or damage or whatever he can't take outskirts of LA sure it's lesser certified as a real hot you had to deal tie anyone that would go down flat sounds an awful lot. And be cool. We have a war opera stars for just didn't have a low fly that you can just fly around and let slide ends you know listen to conversations. And I'll I like to be the next step in you know. Warfare now. Will be flies out when data for the NRA and minority normal mode malaria whatever ails come biological weapon and implement cistern this year all of implies. Was booed like like there. Dropping out of an airplane what does it call what is it called when you crop dust as an arrest and forty. But the fact is fact probably come across destiny now it is always about forty rotten and do what he's actually crop dusting anymore. On. CA is so is it is December calm and don't forget. Early bird. It's don't forget if he you want your kids to called the Santa hotline the rise guys Santa hotline. That is up and go one this year and it is been. Delightful. At certain points to listen to. The kids call and assess that I had to have they want to tell you man. It's it's more and more expensive. For Santa Claus or. I mean I'll let you know look kids who want structure kids slide down. Myanmar side trash to me that want to you know you know like kids do want to hear knows sometimes sand has gotten you know moreover hidden. Way out there you know technologies advance count him make. That's all any kid won't now is I gave him Mattel is NL east toward come he is shouted down. Because it's is that apple world in electronics world that kids and me like all kids. I never hear what I want to so and so baby doll or I won't this action figure are more act they'll toy truck. Like how I've had many and when I found success in is this. A bit chewing things you cannot find the page anywhere anymore. Lester doctor oil Leo but why would you want it just wondered you know. It's gonna come backer how rare it is if you find a major today he in my view social Lama. Mouth company people are still Mawae. You may be right. The way that crap goes this kind of weird. Things that were old become new again and then. Becomes the thing is now MC hammer pants last five years ago has over an Asian those were like going for him crazy amounts money. No because I you know but you sit right. Why does go to fashion that particularly guess from Europe to America to Asia. You don't want to answer we're the middleman for fashion America is. Little farm overstepping my bounds or how actors I am that you might have somebody your mind knows something about that of mr. Jeffrey has been to China what do they dress like them. They dress like us just normal not like guys like go not like me yeah I can't afford that they're not wearing grudging now. Holy Moly yesterday and I. Well more guys actually work presumes there but the women Capri pants really you'll see a lot of out of there now. That we pay issue is Jeff a if you're if you're you know I have to be aware by sending me here this is true emotion podcasts. Gentle as he goes back on the show he's our sister producer now again and capitulated yesterday and have have put it on the you know all the touch points and a boy people taken to task first Jane's. Kara from mark Paris couture she Symantec's site does everybody hate Jeff as I like the already mandated so there it is Megan from his clothes on about. In an. That's exactly she'll get into him it's like a sports hated it yeah I mean it's all in all and good fun and all in. Island love. I don't give him and feel it with the fields all over what Jeff does is just rolls and out of people as is like. People who like sharpen their. Ball bus and skills are all over social media in order issues do you have an issue that's one thing that a lot of the US in this said that they had on the shoots. Those to Israel injury issues you don't have this huge anymore and I still have a rumba they are there and I hope they need to be fixed right now hopeless that's. Already they're coming back this is an iron sheik in with William fixed or do we know goblins cleanup costs from the it's amazing I have I guess they added yeah I see too well oil. I had a guy in sales and he claims he's had the same floor show times for twenty years and he keeps getting repaired them like. At least paying this experience you have with these ink like out there extra weight can get a single she's face is a lesson ruins is that what that break in the at Brigham and our daughter and a pair of what's emblems fixed all the homes so measles forty books can top hundred for nuclear camp and I'll never isn't. We're here. Below law well arm and begin today's Tuesday. Whole bunch of things plan not only is it JO ND two but. Who gonna have a brand new war coming up here and less than an hour or so 8 o'clock we get the Harley for the holidays code word your chance to a 2015 Harley-Davidson 750 sport. From Harley-Davidson agreeing built. Policy what helps is going on today always got tickets to. How hold on. Star Wars the force awakens this run at a did you premiere of that pollen that'll be coming up on December 7 thing this is called a bigger time. Vader town councilor. And I still don't know and then really don't care by a panel yesterday were China is the seagulls at a prequel is it a reboot. And I didn't even care and asked to look at there's enough people out there that are fans of Star Wars and they don't need another one. Don't come MER George lucas' great filmmakers to. Once heard Paula. They found to do when you know made a lot of money. But you know that's it. 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The arts and laying there fixed it there fix that okay cope. I saw last fund today is good thank you let everybody area between now believe we got to figure out it is just one world. One world happy world aids day Jeff partnered with. Oh this in headlines and page right after this. And all 93 pointer in the planet dry. When loosen that it matters a way to get your news for her it's nice guys had fun. Right guys headlines lurked in the big night how many stay armory and the name of the little girl crisis. Is now sparking a new battle over re claiming no word. We ship until recent years was tied to a revered and ditching goddess and now. And as a negative connotation. And Australia's. May need years campaign. Starting in September. And allowed customers to personalize. Jars and you tell us. With their own names on there. And a sister. An Interior Department store an Australian to by turning. A little customized John montella she was denied because the niece's name list. Aces. Aces aces. I only know little anywhere in on this and anything. I don't care for either but. Still the point is that. The terrorists have won. Ever ominous words it's. A missile or suppress your name but if you my really wanna consider changing it because this can be a lifelong. You know what a hassle for you. So what are some kind of you know. Some kind of terrorist group came out and they're like. Desk to America we are the Jeremy Allen Berg's hello and you know it probably could change your name. Oh man now he wouldn't. He had a look yeah I was. He had to say all you big dumb people you're judging me because my name's diocese and a holiday C five's I have five years old yes I am a terrorist. It's this isn't a diaper bag Australia I'm a suicide bomber has Obama and their converter there's two problems. I mean I can understand why this company did this because there I'm sure there's so many terrorists that are ordering customized jars and telling anyway oh they would have to do this sarcasm alert systems if that means you can kind of ridiculous so. The company is standing by their policy to not have a name that's controversial. And the CEO called the mother on mothers upset and she says. You're actually making my daughter's name dirty your. You're choosing your but she refused my daughter's name. In case of public refers to didn't nagging tendency to leave negative is they can get him an and it. But not to. I mean their names said and that can be controversial. Of the nicest or anything. Obama. Obama mother blacker those human. I mean you always good lord black who or what let's say what are some other ones that they would not currently have. Like what if you named your daughter and not see. Korea would they would they said no can't do that you have to spell like yachts and just take a while Allaire. I've seen it in my building could bypass the bill to penicillin what are some other ones I would this is my little boy swastika nice to meet you. You know they wouldn't do that when. Saddam are we still like on the Saddam hate bandwagon even though he's dead. Yeah me that so I don't know any notes of all it's the PGE did the same because that's the president's domain and that's a common name now. No but still I mean so as Adolf but. Back in the old days boy that stopped about twenty years is that from I had a friend they made off. His name was eight off Auburn apples and for years a I gave us I am loyal parties have not seek. But one touchdowns. A man's. Death. I mean if you do doll she's ill and he died mostly possible now but in math and career but did so because I bet that part on the movie seven. And that caller yes law. The why you're free to Mount Hood hurt her at her room that. Well being may mean yours campaign is apparently now closed according to their website also cities so the terrorists and win not only did they not give little iasis turn into allies. But they did shut it down on again there because their well what's gonna happen. There's going to be somebody's gonna name your kid diarrhea and then they don't wanna try to get a charted tell us what happened to be so ironic. It really goes store bought one large mammal opposed to move slap at home side that I introduce you to my daughter countered. If this equipment now. Well a man assaults is wife with antlers or. Not driving into a strip club. Wars don't want it and does this 37 year old Levi riches than. And hit Helena Montana in his wife got into an argument earlier this month and all he inherited do. Is to try him too and strip club emirates Helena Montana mother or what's sick the claimants. Life. And first ever reason she wouldn't do it. Says that argument that escalated and leave I am know that he grabs them a pair of elk antlers and tried to stab her with them. And fortunately he minced and then. He got a friend dram to the strip clan. That's he was arrested later for assault with a weapon aggravated assault and something called partner family may. Her assaults. There's loom going include so yeah they may aim is that they still charged him I guess. Just so assault like if I if I shot at JF right now and missed. The attempted murder I would well still be assault La rotten if you can only. Image he said he messed with the antlers so how did they get him for assault that William and stabbed her he'd he hitter with oh so they did. I think bill that's not great right if you miss him and attempted murder. As spears and salt right because you have like you know aggravated assault and misdemeanor assault yeah. Attempted murder you try to libelous that you all are right but what if it was just the gun and when I hit the trigger a disk came out with local newspaper said pal. Already felt that I was going to actually shoot well Lou just fast enough to you know flip to get an earlier and went back it's right. Pakistanis and I thought he's talking Anderson I'll let him and it is in unison you fought the ground nearly lost my who has threatened by guests. I think I used it. Well have a does it's does Turkey 'cause see power outage and power station in Nebraska and and major. I am major outage on Saturday. Because that Turkey busted into a substation knocked down all of the power to the city for a few hours. Is there a true story. And sound like one of those stories that the amount. You know I exam I mean I'm Bob I'm not saying that I doubt that the story I'm just saying that I its sales of one of those stories like LS face given. Here rather Turkey as a Turkey did it turn out by allowing the banks. Not just a charge that nobody can be connect. It Emmy to roll off on the one squirrels and still do both she cable. In this of the single chip hourlong soon for themselves I know cables and a squirrel. I felt in the moment. And take a few hours to get the power back on and there's no word on what happened to this Turkey. Now them. I don't know feelings cooked in the whole process and. Well so you know we're delighted that ice is Mattel's torso I Google and forcing their first names to have as halftime of. Web site of the fifth and it's it's real people's names and hope like OK so here's a guy named a graver. Really yeah here's a guy named bill but ran. Certain mushrooms but you know that's suicide program and obviously got Sean baking sheets. Gal Jacqui golf you've got Vijay cobbled Eric back. Flavor polls but are they get big smalley. 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I take in order and jealous of him not his money or his beautiful pearly white teeth hurt his football abilities fox hill but the way that he can Wear stocking cap are violent such additional malware stocking cap by that he pulls it off like it's nothing feels like MSNBC from laws that's great client is there. It's like. And some of the ones you did have a little furry ball on top you can assays instinct. I never seen him dance samba and and what the dab in the brain be resumed today and everybody's doing the curriculum. Yes Alison I'm armpit excellence and a bad as it all Asher Kim is gonna mrs. review wounded Tuesday of and aren't truck drives guy's sports sixty TH at a today. Mark corner program highly aggressive but very strong intelligent with a strange ways and I'm sure full of a lot of surprises. This morning Genoa and 83 points we don't plan.