Jul 30, 2015|
The Monologue; Headlines; Sports.
Fat Boy was approached by a friend of his to do something pretty out of the ordinary; Headlines; Wrap-Up
Headlines; Bras are evil ladies and it's time to let them go
Matt recaps his trip from Warped Tour yesterday; Nine's Best Damn Audio.
Jeff is extremely late today and might not make it for the first break; Headlines; Sports
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So David about an hour and he had addressed and everything and then we get greatly in the end he just. He broke down he just started like he would throw lobby to start crying as I can't go I can't go and so man I wanna go I can't know when he was compelled to cheat. So as. Didn't so I emailed. Mark and the promoter to tell them hey winning a male and then go. Gave him I don't know if they give the backstage. Experience to somebody else or whatever they do you is neither whenever and responded to Maine now our. South. That was that so I had. An afternoon will no particular plans. And then last night at about 815. Just getting in good didn't it did tip toe and the Big Brother power goes out cholera happens power pairs out. And I looked erratic case you can do. And she ends Vieira. Too cautiously. 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These two ladies they were just out in the yard just like I can see either way they're talking of their hands like what are we supposed to do the rest of the not. Religious director Karen's what is don't want what are we supposed to do in our lives. So it goes off for about two hours. And only a little after 10 o'clock thank you read them of revenues from the airline. It was his words of our orders out when it when it's cold out great you know written comment are there our guard. Throw up front is blankets and warm up yeah but when it goes out in July and August and I are just get high you only get some magic to go home and now now now is it wash and he'd he'd get more naked to go along more advances school is going to be if it's hot it's still high. Eight years vet John Mayer breaded some books. What books. 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Her daughter's not video some injuries and no that's not what I'm saying. There were terrible idea and and I must say that's how I feel for you by Chancery against Amanda saying that's an example you know we know are her audience knew our region. It is usually the way it is. So. Or they LI EIC or they cut the tires on the truck regardless. Equal. So Walt what has to fund today we'll give away some stuff walk tall cool cut up all that and kick off next with some headlines right after this he. You guys and women since Diana then that. Guy Larry it's kinda like my can you smell what the rockets took him. Our support coed bathrooms. That'll make me president wondered it's a little swing and let me finish fool me. Jordan works fallen to be so creative the other day a good two huge piece tarps and go with an emotional win strip try to books. This morning radio. And anything we do. Actor Matt or I bloody rascals morning you know it's recalling here. Win lose lose it matters who when you can you know news to her it's nice guys have been. Strength guys and minds want to and then and I pound man know state armory. Arnold Schwarzenegger stands if you want to be a tough day insist. Don't go kill line and joined the military. He says and it's tree he said killing alana is involves aid going into an octagon are joining the military announced balls he tried that before you kill lions. I would sort of be a tough justice what's that but is that when he may not I guess he thinks this clusters don't feel like a tough guy. And that's admiration for your group interpret it went bear now. Yeah. It was a shot that Walter Palmer. Ally and have. Tough dentist limiting most. Sure that's not his intentions he's just a dentist who likes to hunt big game. You know what else he shot but if you actually liked behind you wouldn't like to do what he did I don't. I don't know I'm not a hub that's the thing I mean it's it's the varying opinion aside their gas from the Montgomery Gentry it was she didn't animals out of a helicopter but can't take pride in what he did it all you that you had the money to buy alliance right that's what you did indeed get take any sort of self pride in that he would do anything this answer feature. And you asked what cell Walter Palmer to try to shut comparing you missed charged with a usually shooting and there I don't know exactly where that happened that years. Innocent third shot got better. Aren't and only channels emotional speech where he suggested. People make a donation to our serves wildlife conservation researching and has resulted end. Bring an end 155000. Dollars a lesson 24 hours. As I mean you know. It would also on the governs all the whole thing with Campbell's. I don't know about a minute and a half for two minutes long this actually worked well. And the closes all this people when signs learn restore opinions as broad nail. Had to wonder how. How did the had this story get out because obviously the big guy I'd say it's set up the big guide service or whatever was didn't run to the press whether it no they didn't people notice is the line that collar on brokerage BS color and now people would but Parker. Some Zimbabwe officials. Found out pretty quick good lie in bed now. And it became your store does the line as well all over there and then it came over here Purdue's Joseph Klein is reverend year. He. Oh I had so many thoughts but that's just pointless to even share them because its is the you know it's. I'd love to see Jimmy Kimmel cry when a serviceman. Get taken out another country nor are you know this amount Planned Parenthood. I mean that is why I let it set it said that this happen to this line in another country it set there really is not an animal person aides said. Now but. There are bigger things to be upset about and we just. Well and those kind of things I think it's bad all the way around it's bad produced. Other things that are said orders emerged as his lion does. It it's bad event happened the way did they certainly are better things to do 55000. Dollars. Why so amateur cost him as a merger goes sugar by alarm out. The way he did in Ramirez 55 grand tigers you won. And the good thing that came out of everything is now in their questioning trophy hunting. The whole thing you know and preserving wildlife. Now I mean that's good then it's very I think you should. They've experienced that go over there and be running through the bush and a loincloth. Rona spirit alive right yes I do it could traditional sort of way. Like you know you should be over here trying to figure I don't know 800 people killed beard to editors who've been. Try good try it out I'd be that be cool that's an experience were praying for. Oh yeah up by glitter you had to get you can go to Wal-Mart to buy deer penis. Back then you'll notice how do you collect their pay as it and then day they did not make synthetic deer urine back in Denver hunters to put on their mosques and come out. I'm amazed how did they use it to the biggest bond or a dear PD roll around then and then run back have been in the they understand David commentary is our guest says say they took her from the Blatter the last from the gap. Bill as I guess that's why they've put it and they keep the Blatter as market that the the actual vessel to keep the deer the end. I don't room full bladders are like paper and they rupture easily they should put the History Channel and watch that is as it is it is appears they've beaten. If you have to go to the bathroom and electric transit duke we're getting your car can't. A lot of people give them full platter and you get an an accident a lot of times the seatbelt. Pressure and a whole ruptured bladder because it's papers that were principle oh really you know excited about that alignment. Well let's talk about 81 year old Wallace burger Stratford Connecticut and it is naked. And arrested for hunting a bush. The jail and placed every. And no not a live bush. Person hurl a bush itself up in his backyard. He's 81 years of age and we don't know. With the attraction is with the bush is out there I don't know what kind of question is because if it's like my bush I feel sorry for the guy because he's not and I. Am. I. I've got enough to make him and to. Yeah is that would be very painful on the same. It is neighbors didn't see him come the bush. Take a video of it and I yell at them hey Harold. Our Wallace is dubbed dew which are doing any name Wallace covered it himself up with the grill covered apologized and went inside his house. Well whenever called the cops and Wallace was arrested on Monday for public indecency Embree to the east. Well. I fell off a porch one times through a bush and that Levin very painful. Very painful really and you fell through the bush. Yeah. Resist shrubbery bush fouled out didn't kill halls of front porch. You all of Bush's. I thought through a painful yeah I mean when he was sticker bush it was just a bush bush bid although that the eyes where short summertime and this. And al-Qaeda and Basil. Some 800 to run around you aren't always fall on my case brokered a bush area here the appropriate for how careful. Election of those pre Bush's. I. You know Clinton well it. Made the 31 year old Jessie brand now so mad at his mom that he attacked her when did she say to Jesse. And it. I'm proud of what you did that not how you did it how well. And oh. He mr. right on the part of his mom on Friday and asked to begin move back home finally figured out things in his life. But his mother said narrowed and back. She don't get a job instead. And that's way too much to ask for and 2015. So Jesse's response whereas he flipped out rip their rear view mirror off. That are within it chapter. And pulled out an iso. She wasn't hurt that bad she was pretty shaken out from the whole thing she drew to. His ex girlfriends plays dropped them off and then went to church and called 911. It was arrested for aggravated battery intimidation criminal confinement and strangulation. Yeah lower. Read here is where you are or us or your armory may sort of be glad there. Are you don't know what I'm wrong we're better brightness turned in reality you don't know what kind of psychological damage may have been inflicted you know odds are. I mean in a lot of cases the fact that he's 31 in that position. Is Bob Hope he's partially responsible that she'd raise them. Allow you to only raise so much to do it but she could very well Beijing may not be as I'm not saying she held which might be. Now. Now calm. You know maybe she's just a heads she's done so many times and she's like a came due and anymore how loud this is. You're my Sunday there's maybe this is what's gonna help he's going to jail instead of coming back here and free love and again now the hard decision to make that I have known people had to do it very. And I also wise. It is mother to be responsible could be not even remotely. Anything bad about her that used to go to. It being disloyal sometimes engine you do get the kids they turn out real head to short term good till now. Well good thing now that he's anngelle I have time to figure out his life. Hopefully. At 636. On page in your eyes and semi. The rest this morning. Beltran and. We know better you we don't give up get your daughter not. If you give us your best game Morgan again be our best game and order a big daddy and then. We got some us secret hidden. Recorded audio but they former Atlanta brave and very of sin as his transportation. For seven or over the weekend. Tape was released we have it. Tirade. Is filmmaker. Nobody was a pitcher. A solid victory. At all man brother Zane Smith it. Wasn't Wohlers I think Steve Avery might be did I don't mind was that Paul Austin marker. It. No sir was there one of the later ones like cavern or mosque near my grim wonder from Dartmouth College. Jose Alvarez. I was after him. Closer there and I salt in the but it is very Nagle in trouble again because he earns and throwing dollar land owners girl in a mountain. It's like in the Millwood either. There here's the is it several years number one starter Russ Ortiz even though he sucked horribly I was like him. Our Walters now wolves the Russ Ortiz was the number one starter for the Braves after four years and they want the playoffs every year. And I have now. All it says we're told him about the Braves. It's only dropped one and two Baltimore to zero yesterday they lose three in Baltimore. I go to Phillies. It's it's it is 705. Train goes three yeah I don't know I noticed it was more brazen. Only the latest braves trade a soul is the other killer Johnson in the one agreement. It looks like met late serves Smart girl from Florida to Atlanta. And then her own door to into the dodgers'. Late Thursday and yet there was and everything and do our work out. Ought to know they are Seoul's lead toes and Smart deals with the Dodgers for some prospects last summer I was looking reserves are last night we're going to bed anyway. Like they're the Braves were in those talks and Alex Wood was going to be at dodger. And then there what is remembered the Cuban guy. All the barrels come under Fidel Castro are not valid and you there. In us what's live journal constitution has on the website. It's is still can work out to be a three way trade okay this is deadlines for I didn't you know. The only big when history was Cole Hamels went to the Rangers. Exchange for a boatload of prospects and ranger Alex award wasn't on yet. Pre can Wilmer Flores her he was being treated during the game so the cameras focused and Konami was crying like babies. Last night while he was playing there in the game do you trade didn't they thought is are you traded soon be over horse. I am harrowing moments I don't content important that is a done deal helped. Zack Wheeler and Wilmer Flores who didn't have to buy that trade was done last night when I went to bed at like 1030 in the world got this morning it was over. Lot of people who are Manges come off Tommy John the dubious stronger pitcher. And I didn't happen people bus than a month to zoos grinder in the game. Only this election being a Mets hope I have had to spend the weekend in Milwaukee says no work there forever. Or the other there's like the brewers had a big party on their airplane saying goodbye at a card terms. Don't aim way. Think. There's guns they want worst teams in baseball. Miami Marlins. Are 20. Miss with the nationals. 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